Antarctica
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Spookiest Halloween costume to date was back in 07 baby! 100% organic grass fed black eye caused by a recess snafu
I’m being a Shen Yun billboard for Halloween but my costume is still in the mail. UGH! Guess I’ll have to diy…..AGAIN! 🙄
Car just reversed IN traffic and drove thru the median to take an exit instead of waiting in traffic. Do people realize KC traffic is actual baby shit compared to other cities? Oh my god some of the dumbest people alive rly live here. Like.
I absolutely love being an English teacher bc I get to show kids everything IS that deep. How epic….
Those dudes Ben & Jerry are the ONLY ones who got brownie ice cream right. Who ever said I wanted little bite sized brownies in my ice cream? I want the FULL THING IN THERE. every day it’s a new disappointment #Swear
This list is so bad im genuinely crying laughing emoji
Rolling Stone reveals their top rock songs of the 21st century.
1. “Maps” - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2. “Seven Nation Army” - The White Stripes
3. “Mr. Brightside” - The Killers
4. “good 4 u” - Olivia Rodrigo
5. “The National Anthem” - Radiohead
6. “I Know The End” - Phoebe Bridgers
7. “Last Nite” - The Strokes
8. “99 Problems” - Jay-Z
9. “I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor” - Arctic Monkeys
10. “Impossible Germany” - Wilco
I was huffing and puffing up the stairs earlier and told my students it’s cuz of volleyball & one goes “you play at your overgrown age?”
When you’re a sober person you gotta pregame your volleyball game by blasting 4 Minutes and having a photo shoot. That’s what I heard at least.
