@Austinoffersen

I am interested in Politics, Video Games, Sports, EVs, Housing, Aviation, Telecomm, and AI | BSU | GWU

 Seattle, WA
Joined July 2014
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nathan fielder
@nathanfielder8 Feb 2012
nothing matters but love. please RT.
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Matt Royer
@royermattwOct 18
Love him or hate him, y’all gotta admit, @AbdulElSayed is fucking great at this
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Who is going to insure this?!?!
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 16
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA officially unveils new flying Roadster.
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Laura Bassett
@LEBassettOct 11
The whole Republican party screaming about Talarico being out with the flu for 9 days while they're wheeling Mitch McConnell to work in a vegetable state after his 3-month absence is just incredible
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the measured take 🌹
@themeasuredtakeOct 12
Do you support the Green New Deal? Ossoff: No Do you support Medicare for All? Ossoff: No Do you support abolishing ICE? Ossoff: No Do you support expanding the Supreme Court? Ossoff: No Centrists: Ossoff is a progressive!!!
Zaid Jilani
@ZaidJilaniOct 10
Ossoff’s record is progressive, almost 100 percent progressive, and he’s going to stomp a Republican in a state that Trump won twice.
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Coach @haskell is an amazing leader, so awesome to see Boise State esports grow from a small computer lab in the EDU building to an arena in downtown Boise. End of an amazing era, looking forward to what’s next!
Boise State Esports
@BoiseStEsportsOct 9
Haskell steps down as esports head coach broncosports.com/news/2026/1…
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Dan Pfeiffer
@danpfeifferSep 27
This ad is both incredibly illegal and politically asinine. Kudos to everyone involved.
Medium Buying
@MediumBuyingSep 27
The U.S. Government is up on TV with this spot -- It aired nationally on FOX yesterday during Illinois at #7 Ohio State and also during Fox News Sunday this morning
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterSep 24
Who knew the Las Vegas Raiders had a potential salary-cap weapon.
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Rep. Pramila Jayapal
@RepJayapalSep 14
It’s so incredibly disappointing that Macklemore, my constituent, was removed from Ed Sheeran’s tour because of his comments in support of the Palestinian people. We should all be outraged that powerful people are more upset about what an artist says than the displacement, starvation, and killing of innocent Palestinian children and families. Thank you, Macklemore, for speaking up. This is a moment for us to come together, find our moral conscience as a nation, and end this genocide.
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Riley Collins
@rileycollins__Sep 11
The most thankless job in the world is being a fantasy football commissioner. Here is the official Commissioners Lives Matter flag.
🤖 Made with AI
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Grant Slatton
@GrantSlattonSep 9
funny that swedish .org isn't some website about the swedish language, but instead a hospital in Seattle and zoo .org isn't some kind of inter-zoo governing body, but just the Seattle zoo Seattle has a lot of primo domain names due to microsoft etc adjacency in the 90s
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adam chase@adamhchaseSep 10
hello everyone; craziest thing that has ever happened alert: bc of everyone's outrageous support we are now showing the Jet Lag finale in theaters in 70 more cities....did not think there was ever a world where we'd be on movie theater screens in Port Richey, FL but here we are
Nebula
@WatchNebulaSep 10
Thanks to overwhelming demand, Jet Lag: The Game: The Finale is expanding to additional locations in the US and UK.
Jet Lag: The Game: The Finale branding over an orange sunset background. Text overlaid lists additional screenings and theaters in cities. The list for this page is Albany, NY Albuquerque, NM Alexandria (Kingstowne), VA Auburn, WA (Seattle/Tacoma) Augusta, GA Avon, IN (Indianapolis) Beavercreek, OH (Dayton) Bellingham, MA (Boston/Providence) Boise, ID Bolingbrook, IL (Chicago) Bowling Green, KY Broken Arrow, OK (Tulsa) Buffalo, NY Buford, GA (Atlanta) Cary, NC (Raleigh) Coeur d'Alene, ID Colorado Springs, CO Columbia, SC

ALT Jet Lag: The Game: The Finale branding over an orange sunset background. Text overlaid lists additional screenings and theaters in cities. The list for this page is Albany, NY Albuquerque, NM Alexandria (Kingstowne), VA Auburn, WA (Seattle/Tacoma) Augusta, GA Avon, IN (Indianapolis) Beavercreek, OH (Dayton) Bellingham, MA (Boston/Providence) Boise, ID Bolingbrook, IL (Chicago) Bowling Green, KY Broken Arrow, OK (Tulsa) Buffalo, NY Buford, GA (Atlanta) Cary, NC (Raleigh) Coeur d'Alene, ID Colorado Springs, CO Columbia, SC

Jet Lag: The Game: The Finale branding over an orange sunset background. Text overlaid lists additional screenings and theaters in cities. The list for this page is: Crystal Lake, IL (Chicago) Deer Park, NY (Long Island) Everett, WA Fort Myers, FL Fresno, CA Gainesville, FL Gambrills, MD (Baltimore) Greenville, SC Harrisburg, PA Harrisonburg, VA Honolulu, HI Lakewood, CO (Denver) Lancaster, PA Langhorne, PA (Trenton) Las Vegas, NV Lawrence, KS Lexington, KY Live Oak, TX (San Antonio)

ALT Jet Lag: The Game: The Finale branding over an orange sunset background. Text overlaid lists additional screenings and theaters in cities. The list for this page is: Crystal Lake, IL (Chicago) Deer Park, NY (Long Island) Everett, WA Fort Myers, FL Fresno, CA Gainesville, FL Gambrills, MD (Baltimore) Greenville, SC Harrisburg, PA Harrisonburg, VA Honolulu, HI Lakewood, CO (Denver) Lancaster, PA Langhorne, PA (Trenton) Las Vegas, NV Lawrence, KS Lexington, KY Live Oak, TX (San Antonio)

Jet Lag: The Game: The Finale branding over an orange sunset background. Text overlaid lists additional screenings and theaters in cities. The list for this page is: Long Island City, NY Lynbrook, NY (Long Island) Marlborough, MA Mason, OH Moore, OK (Oklahoma City) Nanuet, NY Nashville, TN Nashville, TN New Rochelle, NY New York, NY Newington, NH (Portsmouth) Orchard Park, NY (Buffalo) Port Richey, FL Portland, OR Poughkeepsie, NY Puyallup, WA (Tacoma) Royal Palm Beach, FL Sacramento, CA San Francisco, CA

ALT Jet Lag: The Game: The Finale branding over an orange sunset background. Text overlaid lists additional screenings and theaters in cities. The list for this page is: Long Island City, NY Lynbrook, NY (Long Island) Marlborough, MA Mason, OH Moore, OK (Oklahoma City) Nanuet, NY Nashville, TN Nashville, TN New Rochelle, NY New York, NY Newington, NH (Portsmouth) Orchard Park, NY (Buffalo) Port Richey, FL Portland, OR Poughkeepsie, NY Puyallup, WA (Tacoma) Royal Palm Beach, FL Sacramento, CA San Francisco, CA

Jet Lag: The Game: The Finale branding over an orange sunset background. Text overlaid lists additional screenings and theaters in cities. The list for this page is Sewell, NJ Sheridan, CO (Denver) Suffolk, VA (Norfolk) Summerville, SC (Charleston) Syracuse, NY Vancouver, WA Victor, NY (Rochester) Warrington, PA Washington, DC Williamsville, NY (Buffalo) Willoughby, OH (Cleveland) Wilmington, DE Youngstown, OH UK cities added: Hackney Picturehouse, Greenwich Picturehouse, and Chester Picturehouse

ALT Jet Lag: The Game: The Finale branding over an orange sunset background. Text overlaid lists additional screenings and theaters in cities. The list for this page is Sewell, NJ Sheridan, CO (Denver) Suffolk, VA (Norfolk) Summerville, SC (Charleston) Syracuse, NY Vancouver, WA Victor, NY (Rochester) Warrington, PA Washington, DC Williamsville, NY (Buffalo) Willoughby, OH (Cleveland) Wilmington, DE Youngstown, OH UK cities added: Hackney Picturehouse, Greenwich Picturehouse, and Chester Picturehouse

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The lines at the @flySEA Chilis just got 10 times longer.
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 8
JUST IN: TSA rolls out new program allowing people without plane tickets to enter airport gates to visit terminal restaurants & shops.
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c ✨@marxinersAug 27
@ seattle mariners front office: i will never say a bad thing about you ever again and in fact i will become a propaganda arm if you claim eugenio suárez off of waivers
c ✨@marxiners13 Jul 2025
@ seattle mariners front office: i will never say a bad thing about you ever again and in fact i will become a propaganda arm if you trade for eugenio suárez and josh naylor
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Sleeper
@SleeperHQAug 23
Cancel the season.
SleeperNFL
@SleeperNFLAug 23
Raiders RB Ashton Jeanty suffered a lower leg injury at practice today and was unable to put any weight on his leg when leaving the field, per @VinnyBonsignore
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As someone who took him 1.03: I get it, they don’t see the vision. But just wait soon they will be lining up for trades.
ESPN Fantasy Sports
@ESPNFantasyAug 21
Someone took Ashton Jeanty with the first pick of the fantasy draft and the entire league couldn't believe it 😅 (via _acbarrios/TT)
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ella devi
@ellad3viAug 5
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He’s running.
Joe Biden
@JoeBidenJul 15
I’ve written a book about my time as President. It’s called PROMISE ME, AMERICA. It’s coming out November 17th and is available for preorder now.  promisemeamerica.com/ @littlebrown
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterJul 3
Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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My Chipotle has the orders locked up like Fort Knox, for this very reason…. You have to ring a bell and the employees hate it too 🙃
Not Dave Ramsey
@LifeinvestmoneyJun 25
Going to grab some lunch from the free lunch shelf at Chipotle
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