@marxiners

she/her. some guys bi wife. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own #tridentsup

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Joined July 2018
how it feels watching eugenio suárez hit a home run against israel in the wbc
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chat wants stephen vogt but we are getting torey lovullo
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my husband just turned on a channel thinking it was dog tv for our dog and instead it was 24/7 dog the bounty hunter
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the way you never know what you will get with iptv
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give me the mariners and the portland pickles matchup and i will die and go to heaven
It's time for Cancun baseball ⚾🇲🇽 The 2026 Cancun Playoffs bracket is set!
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this october it’s go white sox, go padres btw
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“dream on” video montage… more like keep dreaming
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in the off season, the mariners org should shorten the fences in the outfield and burn/replace the nw green uniforms
This year's #Mariners Uniform Tracker comes to an end. - Another disappointing year for the Northwest Green uniforms. - They went 1-8 in their last 9 games in the City Connects
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on a human level, i do feel bad for dan wilson today. he wasn't good as a manager, but this is also his farewell to the franchise in a way, but he doesn't get the same fond goodbyes and ovations that seemingly everyone else got. just brutal for a franchise legend
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and then he said through all the trials and tribulations we have baseball and then he thanked tucker
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ugly crying on my couch and will be for a while
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geno mentioned 😭
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that gentleman at the ball game listening to the radio broadcast and knitting while in the sunshine is truly living his best life. cozy maxxing.
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no pride night but potentially the gayest mascot #noticing
The Texas Rangers have been eliminated from Postseason contention.
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This is one of those weeks as a Seattle sports fan that I wish I would have picked Disney adult
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btw i really respect dan pulling the you can’t fire me i’m quitting
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rick, jp, randy……… watching this game has me heartbroken over the beginning of the end of an era and i’m not emotionally or psychologically prepared
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no one talk to me i’m crying
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i will never forget when we traded for randy. i posted this front office hate, fell asleep on my couch, and woke up to randy arozarena to the mariners headlines. randy being on our team has felt like a dream since day one, and i will miss him forever.
mariners twitter waiting for a blockbuster trade announcement
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so thankful to have had him for the time that we did. so much aura, so much skill, he’s just the guy.
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