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Preston, UK
Joined May 2021
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These last 24hrs have been interesting in PHP land, to say the least! Here's everything we saw, from a monitoring perspective. At its peak, 18.8% of all sites we monitor were down 😱
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It's out. php.net Go go go. Here's what Laravel customers can expect.
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The NCSC is encouraging UK organisations to prepare for immediate updating of systems using PHP. Where immediate remediation is not feasible, organisations should consider taking the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. For more⬇️ ncsc.gov.uk/news/critical-se…
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It's time for a new season of the @LaravelPodcast! This season I'm going to be hanging out with members and friends of the @laravel community. Less structure, less interview, more fun and more hang. First up: The man, the myth, the legend @ericlbarnes! youtube.com/watch?v=zzormcwx…
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Software engineering is dead... In other news, a software engineer with 18 years of experience (me) just spent 15 hours refining a big new feature, asking questions that the frontier models hadn't even considered. Software engineering isn't going anywhere.
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PHPStan 2.3.0 is out with massive leap in performance, generics improvements, detecting unused variables, improved closure type inference, inferring static variable types from assignments, and engine rewrite!
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I made a lot of money from Laravel Daily courses despite the website codebase is pretty crappy, I admit. Why? People paid for the VALUE it provided. They didn't care about my backend code. As a product creator, focus on the value. Your code is not the product.
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LARAVEL PODCAST SEASON EIGHT LETS GOOOO (first episode drops October 13th! I am having SOOO much fun) This is the season I've been waiting to make for soooo long.
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How I perform database refactors in 2026: - Dashboard is easy to verify but API is harder - We store all API request history. - We run every API request from the past 6 months, with both data models, and verify the output is exactly the same
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Mission accomplished 🫡 github.com/laravel/framework…
Hear me out: instead of --memory=1024 on a queue worker, what if you could just do --memory=50% 👀 Same worker config across every container size, no maths. Ima cook it soon unless someone tells me why its a bad idea 😏
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No lies told.
Always say yes to a quick 30 minute drink with your buddy. Those 90 minutes could be the best 6 hours of your life.
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We got Forgejo support coming soon in @ploi_deploy 🥰
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i didn't know this was valid match statement syntax, pretty cool no one programs anymore, but if we did, it would be good to know
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I never recommend YouTube channels but this guy is consistently putting out top quality content, has a calm voice, amazing accent and is aimed heavily at Laravel developers. If you're not subscribed, you should do so now. An easy way to stay in the loop without getting exhausted.
My new video on AI Coding Daily channel. I Tested NEW Opus 5.5 on 24 Coding Prompts. WOW. youtube.com/watch?v=dLHFC-mu… Next task: benchmarking GPT-6 Sol and Luna. Video tomorrow!
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PHP tip. `[a-zA-Z]` in a regex misses letters like é, ü or ж. `\p{L}` matches ANY letter in any language. Add the `u` flag so PHP reads the string as UTF-8, and pair it with `mb_strtolower()` instead of `strtolower()`.
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Laravel tip. SQL `avg()` skips NULL values. So `avg(case when error is null then duration_ms end)` averages ONLY successful rows. Stack a few of these in `selectRaw()` and one query returns total calls, success count and averages side by side.
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Learn how to confidently integrate third-party APIs in your Laravel projects using maintainable & testable code with this eBook by @AshAllenDesign 📖 - madewithlaravel.com/consumin…
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Remember: human code review should come only AFTER all the automated deterministic tool reviews, linters, tests and static analysis. Invest in automations first. Then you will focus your human reviews on more important things than syntax.
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