Oh Dear monitors your entire website, not just the homepage: uptime, SSL, DNS, cron jobs, broken links, performance and status pages.

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Joined October 2012
Our systems are patched & the website + dashboard are available again.
Out of caution, we've taken our website & dashboard offline, until the official PHP patches come out. All your monitors continue to run in the background & you'll still be alerted. Stay safe out there, fellow PHP sites 🖖
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Out of caution, we've taken our website & dashboard offline, until the official PHP patches come out. All your monitors continue to run in the background & you'll still be alerted. Stay safe out there, fellow PHP sites 🖖
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Out this week: Simpler first monitor setup, webhooks that fail for 48 hours now pause themselves, scoped API tokens locked out of team-wide endpoints, stricter email verification, and a bunch of fixes, including missed scheduled task pings. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-10…
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Out this week: Simpler first monitor setup, webhooks that fail for 48 hours now pause themselves, scoped API tokens locked out of team-wide endpoints, stricter email verification, and a bunch of fixes, including missed scheduled task pings. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-10…
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Small UX improvement to @ohdearapp: our MCP path at /mcp now shows a quick placeholder with instructions, if you come via a browser ohdear.app/mcp For most projects, that's just a broken link (unless used via a coding agent), feels like an easy win 👀
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New week, new changelog. Configurable check frequency for Application Health, stronger SSRF protection on uptime and AI checks, task details in late scheduled task webhooks, and a bunch of server errors turned into proper validation messages. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-10…
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Latest changelog is out. Up to 90 days of uptime history on status pages, custom status page icon colors, uptime check intervals up to 24 hours, a fix for abandoned status page CNAMEs, and a bunch of fixes. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-10…
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Here's what landed this week: Scheduled tasks can now be added to server monitors, Lighthouse checks now run from a consistent server per continent so results stay comparable, and a bunch of API and port check fixes. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-09…
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Quick recap of the week: Refreshed designs across the feature pages, a clearer GDPR FAQ on procurement and data processing agreements, and a fix for status page logo uploads that always failed validation. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-09…
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Same for @OhDearApp - always disliked per-user pricing. Heck, we’re even leaving money on the table by offering SSO to our most basic customers - no enterprise or security upsell !
Simpler pricing, no agent tax, just a single rate for a set of projects. Basecamp goes back to its roots and bucks the industry trend. Again 😂
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This week at Oh Dear: Our MCP server gained a pile of new tools for downtime, maintenance windows and status pages, Sitemap alerts got a consecutive-failure threshold, and Lighthouse checks now actually run daily. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-08…
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Fresh changelog just dropped. Tighter API token scoping, permission checks on MCP tools, monitor settings that only show compatible checks, and a bunch of duplicate status page subscription fixes. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-08…
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Weekly changelog is live. Recovery notifications now fire after performance delta alerts, monitors on metered plans no longer hit the limit check, and clearer spacing in the Application Health check layout. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-08…
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Shipped this week: Application Health metadata limit doubled to 40 items, Laravel 13 and PHP 8.5 support in our webhooks package, canonical URL redirects, and a fix for scheduled tasks stuck in Pending. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-07…
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New week, new changelog. Agency-focused pricing, Forge site import on API v2 with scoped tokens, a Broken Links fix for www-only URL differences, and a round of security hardening across team management. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-07…
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That’s a graph we know all too well 👀 #perf #monitoring
Laravel Cloud doesn't just give you peace of mind, it's fast too 💨
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What shipped this week at Oh Dear: New "header does not exist" and "header does not contain" assertions for HTTP checks, a redesigned homepage, tighter SSRF protection across monitors, redirects and crawlers, and a bunch of fixes. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-07…
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MCPs allow for easy cross-tool data sharing, use the Oh Dear one to get live data from your Oh Dear account! 😎
🤯 Blown away with how quickly I was able to get my client sites mapped from @OhDearApp into Burrow via its MCP with Claude desktop. Sheesh 💦
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Another week, another batch of updates. Acknowledge incidents so recovery alerts still fire, smarter AI checks with published IPs and honeypot detection, faster ClickHouse-powered dashboards, and a bunch of fixes. 🔥 ohdear.app/changelog/2026-07…
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Weekly updates 🔥 Non-stop improvements to make @OhDearApp the best possible website monitor out there 💪 ohdear.app/changelog
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