AbsoluteLeaNot was suspended 🙄 I'm an autumn, you can keep your summer. A fun little mix of country, horror and dark romance. Don't DM me🚫

In an enchanted forest
Joined August 2026
Chasing sunrises and sunsets is a much better idea than chasing validation and opinions of people who should've been swallowed.
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I wanted a movie to scare me. I unknowingly found that mover and watched it by myself. Now I’m scared to go pee alone 😱
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I feel like I’ve done my time here. I really feel like that suspension should have been the end and trying to stay here is just pointless
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Fastest run ever!! I just ran 1/1000th of a mile in 6 seconds cause I had to pee like really bad.
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Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to drink alcohol to make bad decisions.
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Found my next phone. Fuck all the apps.
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I can't believe I used to think that people my age were adults.
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Dreaming that I had a lump on the back of my head that turned out to be an ingrown hair that when I pulled it out came out like a white thread that looked like a chain. And then dreaming about having to find a certain ant but I found the wrong ones that bit you and hurt. 😳
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The way I think I look today is so much better than the way I actually look.
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I don’t want you to agree with me, I want you to understand me
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Today I am going to shower, watch crystal lake, eat and nothing else.
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Live. Laugh. Toaster bath.
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Ok, no more for you tab for a bit 😳
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Guys!!! Who else didn’t know that they can just go back to sleep after they wake up because it was news to me 😳 Someone salty because I didn’t follow them back?? 😂😂😂
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It’s been a busy 4 days with lots of people, I’m cranky and the husband is annoying me. Roll on tomorrow.
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Is it really a storm if it lasts 3 days or is it just bad weather like we used to have before we had to label and name everything?
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Who didn’t get the extra hour because your stupid body clock woke you up at half 6 instead of half 7?
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So sick of hearing this wind now 🙄
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Lea retweeted
Night folks
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Who wants to get drunk and make bad decisions?
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My brain when someone asks are you a monster in bed 🤷🏼‍♂️😄🍪
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