Morning folks. Finally won my first darts competition last night, the pain of a trapped nerve in my shoulder and right eye is all worth it today!

Last one from the weekend. Me and Big A who I wished was my dad growing up. He’s one of 3 who helped me through some horrific times as a kid, and couldn’t be prouder to know him

One final dance in the darts for this series tonight. Time to smell my cheese people! 😂

Heard it’s quite salty and plummy 👀

Me getting ready for work, because I can’t be broke and ugly at the same time..

All three of us grandchildren who have got married so far have all remembered Nan and grandad at our weddings in some way or other. Just look how much swag he had back in the day with Nan. Man is oozing it

Fucking spangled today, hit the struggle bus around 9 this morning and haven’t got off. Next stop shower and then final destination bed

There’s always someone looking at your posts looking like this, snooping in digust

Monday…

Don’t throw out old doll heads. You can turn them into handy night lights for you children… Night!

See we can do smart when we want to!

Finally home after nearly 8 hours on the road. Apart from a couple of junctions on the m5 being shut and a 20 mile diversion all went smoothly. 800 miles driven in 60 hours takes it out of you too

Morning folks. Quick bit of breakfast for us and then it’s back on the road for 7 hours to get home. Some weekend of stunning scenery we’ve had!

What a place to spend a day that’s for sure!

Just a little teaser of where we are!

Suited and booted. Mrs M looking worldly ❤️

Popped into the town centre to get some cash and it’s a nice view upstream

Morning folks. Not the worst view to wake up to, certainly fresh outside!

It’s absolutely bitter outside here 🥶 Time to retire into bed and warm up I feel. Night folks

Welcome to the corridor of doom!