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Anna

@AnnaLinComedy

Stand up comedian, doctor of optometry, artist, rich on Neopets and Starcraft 2 enjoyer (masters 1/ "GM" terran).

 Canada
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Joined February 2013
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Much love to Alex Pretti and Renee Good—but remember—ICE has killed 9 people in 2026. You know the names of the 2 white people they've killed. ICE has also killed a Black man named Keith Porter, a Cambodian named Parady La, and five Latinos named Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos. ICE is on pace to kill more than 100 people this year. Abolish ICE. Impeach Noem. Prosecute those who committed these crimes.
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You guys think we aren’t striking, we aren’t protesting, we aren’t fighting. We fucking are. This was Minneapolis today.
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🚨 BREAKING A terror attack in Australia has left nearly a dozen people dead. Amid the chaos, an unarmed Australian civilian named Ahmed El Ahmad rushed in and disarmed an attacker, no weapon, no training, just instinct and courage. That’s raw human bravery in the face of terror.
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"Terrorism" if it's a CEO, but "unfixable" if it's school children.
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BREAKING: Grand jury indicts Luigi Mangione, the suspect in the UnitedHealthcare CEO killing, on a charge of murder as an act of terrorism. apnews.com/article/unitedhea…
Suspect in UnitedHealthcare's CEO killing charged with murder as an act of terrorism

Suspect in UnitedHealthcare's CEO killing charged with murder as an act of terrorism

Prosecutors disclosed the indictment Tuesday as they worked to bring Luigi Mangione to a New York court from from a Pennsylvania jail.

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Corporate whistleblowers from companies with government contracts are dying at an alarming rate in this country, do people really think this is normal?
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I’m sure withholding reward money through administrative technicalities is a great way to encourage the public to help with future high profile manhunts
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The assassin had a good run but in the end no American can resist the urge to eat cheese burger
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what the ACTUAL FUCK
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Patch (@_foxygrandpa__) profile picturePatch@_foxygrandpa__9 Dec 2024
Breloom's Pokedex number is 286. Proverbs 28:6 reads, 'Better is a poor man who walks in his integrity than a rich man who is crooked in his ways.'
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How it went down
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Replying to @___frye
‘You shouldn’t poop with the door closed, it’s bad for your health.’
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Spotify limit how many times you listen to the same song
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IM A WORLD CHAMPION????? I cant believe what happened today. Thats crazy Thanks everyone ❤️
Team Liquid (@TeamLiquid) profile pictureTeam Liquid@TeamLiquid18 Aug 2024
GET. CLEMMED. CLEM 2024 Esports World Cup StarCraft II Champion🏆
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"I dropped One Piece after 10 episodes because it was boring"
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AND THE CROWD GOES WILD 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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The surround to end all surrounds was not enough to stop Oliveira as we are one map away from having another Terran in the semifinals! 👀👀
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"If you don't pick a day to rest, your body will pick it for you."
pea (@postingtime) profile picturepea@postingtime10 Apr 2024
does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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A garlic crusher is not worth the hassle of cleaning the garlic crusher.
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My 5 year old son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood today
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🏆🏆🏆HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! @Serral_sc2 repeats his championship run from '22 and IS YOUR #IEM SC2 KATOWICE '24 WINNER! 🏆🏆🏆
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