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Alan Permane

@AlanPermane
Joined July 2009
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huntigula@huntigula30 Jan 2017
To any Trump voters "taking a break" from social media bc of the "negativity" (towards Trump, not Muslims) I offer this: go fuck yourself
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Geoff Simmonds@GSimmo6626 Jun 2016
2 Pieces of Renault racing history side by side @fosgoodwood @RenaultSportF1 – at South East, England
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A few days ago @Nigel_Farage said we were at breaking point, NOW WE ARE LETTING PEOPLE INTO THIS COUNTRY FROM SPACE? Ridiculous.
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*LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*
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keith@tchrquotes4 Nov 2014
Me: Look, I love you, But I made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers I want to eat right now. Wife: But I only... Me: EXACTLY the amount
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Jon Pigeon@PigeonJon21 Dec 2015
ONLY 126 SHITS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!
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Astrology explained.
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If you've been wondering where we've been eating today... Mr E had us covered. #ThankYouBernie #JapaneseGP
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Me: This show's dumb. No sound. Just some lazy guy lying on a couch. Wife: The TV's off. That's your reflection Me: His wife's annoying
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Paul@FrenulumBreve9 Jul 2015
[Pope Diary] Put on Pope clothes Pope about a bit Lunch Say Pope stuff to nuns Tea Try Pope mobile on new ramp in garden. Porn hub Pray Bed
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Jon Pigeon@PigeonJon13 May 2015
Told a Horse about a Party in my Flat. There's No Party. Yep. The Flat owner is going Fucking Mental. I am in a Tree
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DAVID LUIZ. Defend yourself against jibes about value for money by pointing out how many laughs per pound you provide. (via @NickMotown)
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Michael Taylor@1MikeyT9 Dec 2014
Who wants to work in #IT in #F1? #LotusF1Team are hiring a number of roles: lotusf1team.com/jobs/ #F1Jobs
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PEANUTS
@Snoopy30 Jul 2014
Wednesday with Snoopy and Charlie Brown.
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Alessandro Nannini & Nelson Piquet - Benetton-Ford - Monte Carlo, Monaco Grand Prix - 1990.
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Michael Taylor@1MikeyT20 Feb 2014
Who'd like to showcase their IT skills in the world of #F1? An exciting opportunity awaits... lnkd.in/dMBhEeK
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Jon Pigeon@PigeonJon10 Oct 2013
Get your Pigeon name by taking your First Name and putting PIGEON at the end of it.
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PEANUTS
@Snoopy14 Aug 2013
Life is better in the summer.
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Katy Riley@rileykatye16 Jul 2013
VIDEO: How @avanadeuk is helping @Lotus_F1Team transform through technology, with @AlanPermane and @JTAv1 #avalf1 lotusf1team.com/the-racer-s-…
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Jon Pigeon@PigeonJon23 Mar 2013
Convinced a Herd of Cows to go Sledging. Yep. 3 Cows are stuck in a Hedge and 1 Cow is Missing. The Farmer is Fucking Livid. I am in a Tree.
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