Canadian Tiger retweeted
Y'all worried about politics and Olympics.
I'm worried shrinkflation is going to under stuff my Oreos.
Canadian Tiger retweeted
When you say goodnight to everyone but then you have to go back like an idiotπ
Canadian Tiger retweeted
Well you crazy fuckers, I'm back.
Now let's see how long it takes for my girlfriend to notice.
Canadian Tiger retweeted
I am insanely fucking envious of every single one of you, y'all can fucking mute my thoughts any fucking time
Canadian Tiger retweeted
I am so fucking out of shape at this point in my fucking life, cardio is just anytime I'm not fucking actively smoking anything
Canadian Tiger retweeted
LET'S DO IT
12th-LA -REGENT THEATER
13th-SAN FRANCISCO -BOTTOM OF THE HILL
15th-PORTLAND-HAWTHORNE THEATER
16th-SEATTLE-THE CROCODILE
18th-SALT LAKE CITY-URBAN LOUNGE
19th-DENVER-MARQUIS THEATER
21st-CHICAGO-BOTTOM LOUNGE
23rd-BROOKLYN-THE MEADOWS
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Canadian Tiger retweeted
The thing that fucking sucks most about everything is it's actually fucking reality











