@AddictedToNaps
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Joined March 2009
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Setting my clocks ahead several minutes hasn't helped me be more punctual, it only made me better at math.
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It do be like that!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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Y'all worried about politics and Olympics. I'm worried shrinkflation is going to under stuff my Oreos.
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When you realize how many Americans never learned Greek mythology.
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Kayla@RebelWiACause28 Jul 2024
Privacy is power. What people don't know, they can't ruin.
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What do you get when you take the p and the f out of perfection? Because my autocorrect sure knows the answer.
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Cat From Nowhere
@kv826 Jul 2024
By the way, you can call me Your Excellency if you want.
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Societies reset button must be a clit.
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When you say goodnight to everyone but then you have to go back like an idiotπŸ‘Ž
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Well you crazy fuckers, I'm back. Now let's see how long it takes for my girlfriend to notice.
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I just fit into a pair of size six pants so I think we can all prepare for the apocalypse now.
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Bartender: We're out of the non-alcoholic version of this drink. Me: And?
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Decisions, decisions...
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This cat looks like a human except it doesn't give a damn
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Kayla@RebelWiACause20 Jul 2024
I set my own boundaries. I will not live in someone else's cage.
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Someone at work said he thought my fanny pack was a colostomy bag. I laughed until he said "No kink shaming."
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I am insanely fucking envious of every single one of you, y'all can fucking mute my thoughts any fucking time
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Cheddarface
@Cheddarface_13 Jul 2024
There is no instrument Mike from @Toehider will not make his bitch
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