I love squids, shorts and salami IN THAT ORDER. And improv. Former blue check
Los Angeles
Joined September 2021
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Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
In two weeks, we're coming to San Francisco to do a few shows at @sfsketchfest!
1/17 - With Dinner Date!
1/18 - With Stephanie Weir's 1-person show!
Get tix: sfsketchfest2025.sched.com/s…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Out next show is our annual GIFT EXCHANGE show! Bring a wrapped gift, and GET a wrapped gift! It's super fun!
Plus improv from Siobhan Thompson, Hillary Matthews, Anne Lane, Albro Lundy and more! 12/08, 9pm at @TheYardTheater!
Tix: eventbrite.com/e/convoys-3rd…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
We guarantee this show will be 100% better than what you were doing last Tuesday at the same time
Our next show is... TOMORROW?!?
We've got a show at @ucbtla with Lotta People Here Tonight at 8:30pm! You can grab tickets right now!
ucbcomedy.com/show/lotta-peo…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
We proved that a: Final Fantasy Tactics is the best Final Fantasy game and b: lobster rolls shouldn’t be hot.
Get tickets to our next show! eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
This Sunday, friends! Get there and get a chance to take home a BRAND NEW GOURD!
Also, some very good improv.
This Sunday! Izzy Roland, Jacquis Neal, Raiza Licea, Greg Wallace, Glenn Boozan and MORE!
Plus... for the 4th year in a row...the @convoyimprov GOURD! Will YOU win it? Or will you RUIN THE SHOW? Up to you.
9pm at The Yard! Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/4th-annual-…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
This month, it’s the 4th annual Convoy Gourds Nuts! Every other year this show has been RUINED by a disrespectful audience member. But not this year!
With @rosabelland, @jacquisneal and more! At @TheYardTheater!
10/20, 9pm! Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/4th-annual-…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
We are wildly, WILDLY we say, excited to kick off Labor Day weekend with this show at @ucbtla on Friday!
We're teaming up with Improv Nerds (Phil Jackson! Chelsea Clarke! Brandon Gardner! Steve Theiss!) for an hour+ of improv!
8:30pm, tickets here: ucbcomedy.com/show/improv-ne…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Thanks to everyone who came out to our August show! Here are some of the topics covered:
- The SoBe drink lizard
- Prosopagnosia
- Dayton, Ohio
- See's Candies
- Snood
- Jeffrey Toobin
- tiramisu
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Tonight! Grab Pay What You Can tickets and join us at 9pm at the Yard! You won’t regret it!*
*If you DO end up regretting it, Todd will come to your house and clean one (1) room.
eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Tomorrow! Sunday! At @TheYardTheater!
Improv from Me, Berg and Todd! PLUS Ronnie Adrian, Rebecca Lee, Devin Field, May Darmon, Ryan Rosenberg, Molly Doan, Allyn Pintal, Matt Rubano, Laney Serface & more!
Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
This Sunday! We're gonna pretend it's not hot out with a brand new Convoy Pops Up
With a killer line-up featuring Ronnie Adrian, Rebecca Lee, Ryan Rosenberg, Devin Field, Allyn Pintal, Matt Rubano & more!
9pm! Pay What You Can! Tix: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!
Improv from Convoy + Jacob Wysocki! Chuck Maa! Matt Apodaca! Lyndsey Frank! Jane Kim! Ahsohn Williams! and more!
9pm at @TheYardTheater! Grab Pay What You Can tix now! eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Come to the official Father’s Day Afterparty!
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Next week! We've got a killer show for you with guests teams from Jordan Myrick and @Wild_Improv! Plus, boring old Convoy.
5/19 at @TheYardTheater! Tix: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Still time to grab tickets for tonight’s show! With Betsy Sodaro, Victoria Longwell, Tony Rodriguez, Devin Field, Conner Shon, Vic Michaelis, Mark Rennie, Oscar Montoya, Michael Lucid, Ruha Taslimi, & Chase McCown! 9pm, pay what you can!
eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
It’s almost here! Our April show with Betsy Sodaro, Victoria Longwell, Tony Rodriguez, Mark Rennie and more!
Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Ooooh baby, check out our March show!
We've got guests like Stephanie Allynne, Alison Dunbar, Suzi Barrett, Lauren Burns and more!
March 17 at @TheYardTheater! Tix: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Come out tonight and see @ActuallyBerg do an impression of all the Presidents!
SUNDAY! Convoy Pops Up is back with a President's Day spectacular!
Phil Jackson & Carl Tart! Toni Charline, Nina Concepción and Alion Rich! And us!
9pm at @TheYardTheater! Pay what you can! You GOTTA be there! eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Sunday! We've got a crazy good show for you at The Yard!
Sure, Convoy will be performing. But even better, we've got BENETTON (Londale Theus Jr, Rekha Shankar, Ali Ghandour & more!) + a team w/ Madeline Walter/Sarah Claspell/Beth Appel/Jamie Gaul!
Tix: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Sunday, December 10! Come to The Yard for some festive merriment!
Improv from Ele Woods, Ithamar Enriquez and more! Plus, our annual gift exchange!
Get tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/convoys-hol…
