I love squids, shorts and salami IN THAT ORDER. And improv. Former blue check
Los Angeles
Joined September 2021
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Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
In two weeks, we're coming to San Francisco to do a few shows at @sfsketchfest!
1/17 - With Dinner Date!
1/18 - With Stephanie Weir's 1-person show!
Get tix: sfsketchfest2025.sched.com/s…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Out next show is our annual GIFT EXCHANGE show! Bring a wrapped gift, and GET a wrapped gift! It's super fun!
Plus improv from Siobhan Thompson, Hillary Matthews, Anne Lane, Albro Lundy and more! 12/08, 9pm at @TheYardTheater!
Tix: eventbrite.com/e/convoys-3rd…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
We guarantee this show will be 100% better than what you were doing last Tuesday at the same time
Our next show is... TOMORROW?!?
We've got a show at @ucbtla with Lotta People Here Tonight at 8:30pm! You can grab tickets right now!
ucbcomedy.com/show/lotta-peo…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
We proved that a: Final Fantasy Tactics is the best Final Fantasy game and b: lobster rolls shouldn’t be hot.
Get tickets to our next show! eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
This Sunday, friends! Get there and get a chance to take home a BRAND NEW GOURD!
Also, some very good improv.
This Sunday! Izzy Roland, Jacquis Neal, Raiza Licea, Greg Wallace, Glenn Boozan and MORE!
Plus... for the 4th year in a row...the @convoyimprov GOURD! Will YOU win it? Or will you RUIN THE SHOW? Up to you.
9pm at The Yard! Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/4th-annual-…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
This month, it’s the 4th annual Convoy Gourds Nuts! Every other year this show has been RUINED by a disrespectful audience member. But not this year!
With @rosabelland, @jacquisneal and more! At @TheYardTheater!
10/20, 9pm! Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/4th-annual-…
Convoy at UCB is tonight! AND we’re giving away a few free comps!
ucbcomedy.com/show/improv-ne…
Oh you know what? Why not? We've got a couple comps.
Wanna come to the show for free? Ok! Just respond to this with your LEAST favorite sea animal and we'll pick one and give you 2 free tickets!
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Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
We are wildly, WILDLY we say, excited to kick off Labor Day weekend with this show at @ucbtla on Friday!
We're teaming up with Improv Nerds (Phil Jackson! Chelsea Clarke! Brandon Gardner! Steve Theiss!) for an hour+ of improv!
8:30pm, tickets here: ucbcomedy.com/show/improv-ne…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Thanks to everyone who came out to our August show! Here are some of the topics covered:
- The SoBe drink lizard
- Prosopagnosia
- Dayton, Ohio
- See's Candies
- Snood
- Jeffrey Toobin
- tiramisu
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Tonight! Grab Pay What You Can tickets and join us at 9pm at the Yard! You won’t regret it!*
*If you DO end up regretting it, Todd will come to your house and clean one (1) room.
eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Tomorrow! Sunday! At @TheYardTheater!
Improv from Me, Berg and Todd! PLUS Ronnie Adrian, Rebecca Lee, Devin Field, May Darmon, Ryan Rosenberg, Molly Doan, Allyn Pintal, Matt Rubano, Laney Serface & more!
Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
This Sunday! We're gonna pretend it's not hot out with a brand new Convoy Pops Up
With a killer line-up featuring Ronnie Adrian, Rebecca Lee, Ryan Rosenberg, Devin Field, Allyn Pintal, Matt Rubano & more!
9pm! Pay What You Can! Tix: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
Get ‘em!
Sunday Aug 18 at the Yard, we got a good one for ya!
With Ronnie Adrian & “Friends”, and The Bagel Bosses!
Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
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Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!
Improv from Convoy + Jacob Wysocki! Chuck Maa! Matt Apodaca! Lyndsey Frank! Jane Kim! Ahsohn Williams! and more!
9pm at @TheYardTheater! Grab Pay What You Can tix now! eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
I’ll wrestle anyone who comes to this show.
One week from tonight! 9pm at @TheYardTheater!
Improv from Convoy, Jacob Wysocki, Chuck Maa, Lyndsey Frank, Jane Kim, Joe Fahey, Rob Scerbo, May Darmon, Isabella Escalante & more!
Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
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Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Come to the official Father’s Day Afterparty!
Come give me kisses tomorrow!
This Sunday! We've got a stellar line up with Jordan Myrick, Rekha Shankar, Lily Du, Kendahl Landreth, Artoun Nazareth & @Wild_Improv!
5/19, 9pm Tix: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
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Alex Berg (formerly A Self-Isolating Cuttlefish) retweeted
Next week! We've got a killer show for you with guests teams from Jordan Myrick and @Wild_Improv! Plus, boring old Convoy.
5/19 at @TheYardTheater! Tix: eventbrite.com/e/convoy-pops…
