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Clint Barton

@AMessofaMan

Human disaster who lives on cereal and pop tarts and is petitioning for an Avengers discount at McDonald's. |SV|#Moriarty|Comic!Clint|

 Mostly my couch
Joined July 2014
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"Sure you are, @AMessofaMan."
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barton.@AmazingAvem21 May 2016
I'm like a hotter version of Mjolnir. You can't touch me if you're not worthy.
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"Phil is gonna have..... PHILDREN."
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"@itsscarletwitch: @aw__clint__no 'is coffee a carb?' -clint probably" CLINT EVERY DAY
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If you say "dogs" three times Clint will show up and pet them. If you don't have dogs, he'll punch you for wasting his time
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Clint and I in one picture
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at your local party like "yo where are your pets?"
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//New Hank McCoy, literate, not new to RP. RT?
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It's October third
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🥩@gemgd230 Sep 2014
steve as a shy comic book artist and bucky as a cute coffee barista please
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Amy 🦖@fiyercrows2 Oct 2014
NATASHA WEARING A NECKLACE WITH AN ARROW ON IT OH WAIT THATS NOT HEADCANON THAT'S REAL CANON
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Clint's on his 4th pot of coffee and has threatened those less hungover than he to "pipe the fuck down or I will boomerang arrow you all"
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Google.com pizza porn
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Dog? Dog. Maybe "Dog" will be our always
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Coffee and dogs. Hand them over
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look!!! an eclipse!!!! wait no don't look
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Phil is so busy yelling at an agent for neglecting his paperwork he hasn't noticed that I am standing next to him
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Clark Gregg@clarkgregg20 Sep 2014
Oh. My. God. RT @deexons: @clarkgregg Look at this Secret Avengers #10 cover! Such a badass. xitter.cf/deexons/status/5134163…
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Someone tell Eddy that it's not cute to be disgusted by sex or people having it, while still craving it just for the attention.
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-@androidgirI20 Sep 2014
"if you still like my chemical romance why don't you see them live instead of seeing frank and gerard separate" mum i got some news for u
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