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Clint Barton

@AMessofaMan

Human disaster who lives on cereal and pop tarts and is petitioning for an Avengers discount at McDonald's. |SV|#Moriarty|Comic!Clint|

 Mostly my couch
Joined July 2014
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"Sure you are, @AMessofaMan."
Image from Lιαη Hαяρєя (@RavishingArcher)
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Tackles @RavishingArcher. "KATERS."
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Knocks on @smol_ofcl_philc's door, clutching a bouquet of flowers and bouncing nervously on his toes.
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CRIES. xitter.cf/amazingavem/status/734…
barton. (@AmazingAvem) profile picturebarton.@AmazingAvem21 May 2016
This is why we don't love you anymore. xitter.cf/AMessofaMan/status/734…
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"Tis the seedson." xitter.cf/amazingavem/status/734…
barton. (@AmazingAvem) profile picturebarton.@AmazingAvem21 May 2016
'Tis the season. xitter.cf/AvengingShrew/status/7…
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"Hmph. By who?" xitter.cf/smol_ofcl_philc/status…
𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁-𝖠𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒. (inactive) (@GunsAndSpeeches) profile picture𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁-𝖠𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒. (inactive)@GunsAndSpeeches21 May 2016
"Of course they don't. You're being silly." Folds her arms around his waist, "You're very loved." xitter.cf/AMessofaMan/status/734…
"I want kisses too!" xitter.cf/amazingavem/status/734…
barton. (@AmazingAvem) profile picturebarton.@AmazingAvem21 May 2016
Oh, whoops. xitter.cf/AMessofaMan/status/734…
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barton.@AmazingAvem21 May 2016
I'm like a hotter version of Mjolnir. You can't touch me if you're not worthy.
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"They all /hate/ me." Is whining just to whine. xitter.cf/smol_ofcl_philc/status…
𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁-𝖠𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒. (inactive) (@GunsAndSpeeches) profile picture𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁-𝖠𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒. (inactive)@GunsAndSpeeches21 May 2016
"Literally everyone loves you." xitter.cf/AMessofaMan/status/734…
"Shush, you." xitter.cf/smol_ofcl_philc/status…
𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁-𝖠𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒. (inactive) (@GunsAndSpeeches) profile picture𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁-𝖠𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒. (inactive)@GunsAndSpeeches21 May 2016
"Cry baby." xitter.cf/AMessofaMan/status/734…
Pouts. "No one loves me."
Left-out howls at the other Clints.
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--for spending so much time on them."
"Designs look great though." He waited until he had his attention to sign back. "These are going to be terrific, thanks--
Signs. "Pretty sweet stuff, thanks mate."
"Hey, I wanna be spoiled too, I'm the cute Clint."
He pouted but tried his best to behave, even though he was still basically humping the table.
He was groaning in frustration pretty soon, a wiggly little mess. "Could you fucking hurry up?"
"Oh." He nodded, sheepish. "If you wouldn't mind..."
He tried hard to trust around to see what he was doing. "Phil? What'sat you got?"
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