"I'm so sure you're a vampire, I'm willing to stake your life on it!" amazon.co.uk/dp/1984055925/r…

"I just saw that old actor who played Frankenstein's monster, in a place you find automobiles." "Car lot?" "No, Karloff"

FTAO @CountMoriarty Wordle 1,948 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Strands #960 “It's all Greek to me” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵

Driving back yesterday we saw a couple who looked like they'd stepped out of a catalogue. Good looking, well dressed, effortlessly cool. I wonder who they were?

You can really tell the bots are back.

Happy Birthday Mark! From Julian from Hadfield! @Markgatiss

Guess where we went today?

Bloody hell, mentally exhsusted.

Connections Puzzle #1224 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Just started writing a piss take of how CBeebies Dr Who could fit into the main show. Got bored half way through and deleted it.

Blimey! £29.99 each? Probably cheaper to buy the original 10th and 20th anniversary issues.

Intrigued by this new version of Miami Vice... #MiamiVice #TLOG #DavyCrockett #Tubbs

Imagine being head-butted by a ghost on your wedding day.

Advertisers using AI don't seem to realise it instantly makes their product and whole business look cheap and shit. Like, its a sign of being crap. We can't afford, or just don't wantvto employ creative people to maje real adverts. "Visual diarohea is what we want!"

BBC repeating game shows from ten years ago on BBC2, its like they can't be arsed. At least repeat something worth repeating.

Someone else has DMed me now. A message I can't see because I've not sorted it out yet. So anyone who has DMed me over the past few months I'm not ignoring you.

Strands #954 “Well, this is awkward” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵

Wordle 1,942 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Looks cute. Just needs a giant telephone receiver on the roof.