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In the startup trenches @northbeam. Building distributed systems. Making music. ex @Carvana @CryptoSlamio

Phoenix, AZ
Joined April 2009
Have you seen my squares?
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Why would I pay $17.99/month for your SaaS when I could spend 6 weeks vibe-coding a shittier version that doesn't work?
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I’m just here to read million dollar articles.
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Good morning Claude, please fuck up my database migrations beyond comprehension. Then when I ask you to fix it, wipe all my data, thanks
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DoorDash ruined pizza in America!
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100% chance I’m minting doopies!
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Everyone sharing their Spotify wrapped don’t share an account with their family and it shows…
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Minted a thermal receipt this morning
Pay what you want. Your receipt is the artwork. Payment amount equals receipt length. Live display tracks whether the artist recoups $74,211 in production costs or takes a public loss.
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I've completed Part One of "Secret Entrance" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025 adventofcode.com/2025/day/1 #AdventOfCode
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More things in life should be presented as git diffs
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Nothing quite as motivating as an upcoming code freeze 🥶
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I heard our American friends may be receiving a free Claynosaurz from their government in the next few months. Bullish for dinos
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I've been chasing this @Claynosaurz achievement for a long time now.. today it's written in history
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Lots of posts about web3 IP this weekend. If it doesn’t include @Claynosaurz they still don’t get it
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🧬 Northbeam’s game-changing Clicks + Deterministic Views attribution model is here. 👁️ C+DV connects verified ad views and clicks directly to revenue, revealing the true impact of your campaigns. No guesswork. Read the full story: bit.ly/46EQKKl
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Stoked to see @jetbrains come out with their own agent! Been using Windsurf and Cascade for the past 6 months and looking for an excuse to go back..
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I hope Junie works effortlessly with dev container 🤞
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Replying to @zpencer @jetbrains
to Pycharm. I've tried Cascade in Pycharm but wasn't a great experience inside Docker containers...
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Explaining to my 5yo what a beta test is 🤓
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