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ZooF

@zoofster

“gripping, mysterious, fun, and sexy” — @a_greenwood

 Racine, WI, USA
Joined January 2009
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@TBC_on_XNov 6
Dunder Mifflin preps for the Blue Tsunami 🌊
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@M1das_OW2Nov 4
ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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If only trump had renamed a few more bodies of water
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#Elections2026 #Midterms2026
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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“zombie isn’t a halloween song” sorry the troubles aren’t scary enough for you
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Anti@antipikerOct 30
i always forget if bisexual is sex twice a week or sex every two weeks
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what the fuck
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@kfcOct 27
the crunch of fried chicken > the crunch of a leaf
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waiting for HR to turn around so I can take a 2nd slice of pizza at the employee appreciation party
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“Top or bottom,” you ask. And I get excited because I think you’re talking about bunk beds. But when we get back to your place, there are no bunk beds. There are no bunk beds at all
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@cowincrisisOct 18
cow saw you trying your best today
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The best part of being married is getting to say "let me check with my wife" about something you personally have absolutely no intention of doing.
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Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not fall in love with a Native American woman who could talk to willow trees and paint with all the colors of the wind?" Jack Smith: "That was John Smith."
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That's exactly the message we want to send!! 💯 If you voted for Trump, I don't think highly of you. I think your an imbicile.
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Fuck you
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@nocontextmemesSep 13
my poo waiting to be flushed while I watch 45 minutes of Instagram reels
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A+ tweet
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Replying to @atrupar
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when the restaurant staff sings happy birthday at me
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everyone concentrate on a third eighty year old right now
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Conservative influencers every time Trump insults Canada.
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