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Zoe 🦑

@zoethecalamar

Writer @ Escape Velocity (prev: @gearboxofficial, @insomniacgames, @YAWYEgame) ceramic artist, & furtive pygmy.

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Joined March 2023
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When I was 12, I used to smear lines of black eyeshadow all over my face and call it my "Lilith makeup." When I was 17, I stayed home from school to watch the Borderlands 3 announcement. Now, I get to announce that I was a contract writer on Borderlands 4 :,)
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Thank you all for your support and infinite enthusiasm. I can’t wait for the game to be in your hands. Not too far away!
Perfect Garbage 🌾🪦🔪 wishlist Grave Seasons (@perfectgarbo) profile picturePerfect Garbage 🌾🪦🔪 wishlist Grave Seasons@perfectgarboOct 22
We reached 750,000 wishlists on Steam! Thank you all SO MUCH for the ongoing support and enthusiasm for Grave Seasons. It means the world to our team to see folks as excited about the game as we are 🥹 The town of Ashenridge welcomes you on March 9, 2027! 🪦🌾
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We reached 750,000 wishlists on Steam! Thank you all SO MUCH for the ongoing support and enthusiasm for Grave Seasons. It means the world to our team to see folks as excited about the game as we are 🥹 The town of Ashenridge welcomes you on March 9, 2027! 🪦🌾
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I’m Nessa! I’m a video game writer/narrative designer with 6+ years of freelance experience on 10+ shipped titles, including Borderlands 4 and Star Wars: Galactic Racer ✨ I’m looking for new projects, so if you need help with narrative, get in touch! nessacannon.com
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@MaryJackalopeOct 15
You either live as a supporter of the umlaut or you diacritic
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Hi everyone, how's it going? Honestly, I'm not doing well at all... Why, you ask...? Because the game our whole team had poured our hearts and souls into for about a year and a half was suddenly canceled...!! I mean, I lost my job overnight. Talk about a bolt from the blue... So I decided to make an announcement now. To see if anyone might be interested in working with us or investing in our projects. And here's the announcement. Actually, I started a company back in March of last year. It's a game studio specializing in video game design, direction, and narrative writing. (And... just between us, it's also a secret organization dedicated to protecting world peace.) The name is... "CRASH KEYS"!! crashkeys.com/ My original plan was to reveal CRASH KEYS when we announced our new game. That was supposed to happen next year... in 2027. But then came that whole "bolt from the blue" incident... So I ended up having to move things up and go public with it today instead. With that in mind, I would like to humbly ask you all for a favor... Please give us some work!! At this rate, our company might literally CRASH into a million pieces. My team and I may be forced to survive on nothing but cicada shells collected from a run-down park. So please, help us!! You're our only hope!! For work requests, investment proposals, words of encouragement, or invitations to Law of Attraction seminars, we would be very grateful if you could contact us using the "CONTACT" form on our official website: crashkeys.com/ Any support you could offer would mean the world to us. We sincerely look forward to hearing from you!
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absolutely thrilled to announce that I worked on STAR WARS: Galactic Racer!! I’m so so proud to have worked with such an all star team on this amazing game. can’t wait to see what you think ✨
STAR WARS: Galactic Racer™ (@SWGalacticRacer) profile pictureSTAR WARS: Galactic Racer™
@SWGalacticRacerOct 6
"Our newest racer has arrived. Welcome to the Galactic League!" STAR WARS: Galactic Racer™ has officially fired up its engines and is now available worldwide on PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC. starwarsgalacticracer.com/
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Perfect Garbage 🌾🪦🔪 wishlist Grave Seasons (@perfectgarbo) profile picturePerfect Garbage 🌾🪦🔪 wishlist Grave Seasons@perfectgarboSep 30
Grave Seasons launches March 9, 2027! 🪦🌾 Mark your calendars and prepare for the horrors - coming to Steam (PC), Xbox Series X|S, PS5 & Nintendo Switch 1 Read more about our new official launch date and see how far Ashenridge has come in this devlog! store.steampowered.com/news/…
Grave Seasons - Grave Seasons Launch Date: Final Final V2 For Real - Steam News

Grave Seasons - Grave Seasons Launch Date: Final Final V2 For Real - Steam News

New launch date and early prototypes

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Grave Seasons is content complete and launches March 9, 2027! Working on this game as a Narrative Designer has been the honor of a lifetime, and I can’t wait to get it in your hands. Not long now! You’ll be solving murders and kissing townsfolk in no time.
Perfect Garbage 🌾🪦🔪 wishlist Grave Seasons (@perfectgarbo) profile picturePerfect Garbage 🌾🪦🔪 wishlist Grave Seasons@perfectgarboSep 30
Grave Seasons launches March 9, 2027! 🪦🌾 Mark your calendars and prepare for the horrors - coming to Steam (PC), Xbox Series X|S, PS5 & Nintendo Switch 1 Read more about our new official launch date and see how far Ashenridge has come in this devlog! store.steampowered.com/news/…
Grave Seasons - Grave Seasons Launch Date: Final Final V2 For Real - Steam News

Grave Seasons - Grave Seasons Launch Date: Final Final V2 For Real - Steam News

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I love the wikipede, not a single drop of cuteness or appeal to a common denominator on him but so much charm and absolute nonsense of a creature
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the wikipedia mascot trio makes me very happy
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fun's over, the national right wing found the story, have to shift into this mode.
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i hate it when the local lolcow the queer community makes fun of becomes a national story that gets used as a hammer against queer people more broadly
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This ain’t no place for no hero Happy 14th anniversary to Borderlands 2
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it’s been so cool to see all the love for Loveless this weekend!! writing for Loveless was such a joy and I’m so proud of how she turned out. she’s a very delicate mix of ambition and insanity and I’m honored to be part of the team that brought her to life 💚
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don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for FL4K tonight
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ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE
𖤝 (@valryia) profile picture𖤝@valryiaAug 30
obsessed with miyazaki’s favorite grrm novel being fevre dream
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where is he finding the time to write all these?
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This is my favorite post. He’s right. This is the kind of thinking that makes a Jeopardy champion, folks. Take notes and act accordingly.
Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) profile pictureKen Jennings
@KenJennings1 May 2022
If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?
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The first-ever Borderlands narrative podcast from @GearboxOfficial is LIVE! 🔸Two strangers with big ideas 🔸Cyborg assassins & corporate coups 🔸Appearances from Claptrap, Hammerlock, Wainwright Jakobs & more! Catch Ep 1 now on Spotify, YouTube, or your fave podcast app! 👇 Episodes released weekly.
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Have a Happy Rhythm Heaven everyone!!
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Who among us hasn't accidentally drawn Lexo Soogler in our artworks
DCU - The Direct (@DCU_Direct) profile pictureDCU - The Direct
@DCU_DirectJun 10
The official DC Shop has removed a piece of SUPERGIRL movie artwork that featured the obscure STAR WARS character Lexo Sooger.
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