I’m just here for the #FAKENEWS I mostly post food & pets & plants 💍@BrugioniFrank #behindenemylines #MakeCaliforniaGreatAgain

Calunicornia
Joined February 2019
Stop what you’re doing and watch this bee in my garden
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Look who decided to get along….temporarily
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Husband made me perfect biscuits and gravy from scratch @BrugioniFrank
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I needed brownies tonight
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Supper for the week ahead.
Sunday chicken roast.
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Good Morning Cheese please get off me 😣😂
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I am doggie sitting..we took a walk..she found a stick..so damn cute..
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Today’s sourdough
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Cheese thinks she wants my banana milk
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Carbs.
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Beer braised beef stew Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
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This is always a hit wish the kids. Egg noodles cooked in milk, thicken with flour butter paste, salt, pepper, peas, a can of chicken. Tonight I threw in a big dollop of sour cream too. Easy and the kids always ask for seconds and thirds
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Turkey !
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Chicken enchiladas for lunch 😂😂
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Waiting to go home and they’ve sent in no less than 5 different people to go over discharge but I’m still stuck here. If I didn’t have the insurance I do, they would be charging me $500 per useful idiot that has stopped by for 5 minutes.
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Got some new parts installed and my head did not fall off. Time for another nap
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Apple sharlotka from last week ft vanilla bean…
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She’s having a hard time accepting that I won’t let her sleep on my chest like usual 😭 I’m probably going to have to evict all the pets tonight because they won’t stay off me and I’m supposed to stay germ free.
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Late night bread making 🌙🍞 I wasnt going for pretty but I was going for taste ✨️
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standard ground chuck cheeseburgers in cast iron on thick butter toast from my wife's homemade bread cooked in salt & msg ketchup & pepper on top
Late night bread making 🌙🍞 I wasnt going for pretty but I was going for taste ✨️
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I had Walter make muffins all by himself. I decided he should be the muffin expert of the family. It will be good. I will get bigger. He will learn a baking skill he can be proud of. I might put Eliza in charge of biscuits since she's my savoury girl.
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