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Joined March 2013
Had some bok choy and here we are 🍜
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If I had $1 for for every time someone looked disappointed because I made regular bread and not sourdough I could buy a bag of King Arthur Bread Flour by now
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I've only been playing a few months but I am so happy with this right now 🥹♟️
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Ive been waiting for this day since the 1st grade. Hover Cars!!!!!!🤍🤍
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Late night bread making 🌙🍞 I wasnt going for pretty but I was going for taste ✨️
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Just baking some pretty bread this week 🍞
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Giving kids pumpkins is the only vegetable that truly makes them happy 😊🎃
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I'm a firm believer in doing what you love and thats why i do nothing
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I'm new to antique-ing. Is it normal that there is always a tent set up to drink alcohol right before going in? To be clear, I'm not complaining🙅‍♀️🍻🧡
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Midnight snack: Cinnamon Buns from scratch 🌙 🥣
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You know you've gone brat when u use GoogleMaps to see where ur husbands at to open your waterbottle cause it's stucky💦🧴
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I'm at the eye doctor with all the other middle aged women and I'm the only one here but wearing their birkenstocks 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️
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Jess ƒɾօʍ ղҽ×է ժօօɾ 🚪 retweeted
🚨#BREAKING: A mother is FURIOUS after a Pennsylvania town CRIMINALLY CHARGED her two little girls, ages 10 and 12, and dragged them into court... ...because a playground swing broke while they were spinning on it. Yes, you read that right. The two girls twisted the chains to get dizzy, the chain snapped, and the borough's response was CRIMINAL MSCHIEF CHARGES for a 10-year-old. This is Springdale, Pennsylvania, just outside Pittsburgh. On May 21st, a group of kids were playing at Veterans Memorial Park where two sat on the swing and the others twisted the chains up tight and let go, so the swing would spin them dizzy. Every one of us did this as a kid... hundreds of times. The chain broke. Nobody was hurt. Two weeks later, a POLICE OFFICER showed up at Katie Huss's front door with SURVEILLANCE PHOTOS of the children on a swing. The borough had split the repair bill among five kids. $59 dollars each. Three families paid up and their kids' charges disappeared. Katie demanded more information: "Show me the evidence my daughters did this on purpose and show me the swing was even inspected prior to this occuring." She didn't pay and so her 10 and 12-year-old daughters were CHARGED WITH A CRIME. Criminal mischief. BY the way... under Pennsylvania's criminal code, that is a charge that requires INTENT. The two little girls were terrified and had to sit in a courtroom while a police officer testified against them for "not using the swing properly." Thankfully, the judge threw it out and found them not guilty. It was CLEARLY an accident, not a crime. ...you would think it would end there, but it doesn't!!! The borough is now threatening to sue this mother in CIVIL court over $180. And Katie still hasn't been allowed to see the video they used against her children, it was shown to the lawyers, but not to the mom. Nearly every single day, violent repeat offenders WALK OUT OF JAIL ALL THE TIME to prey on innocent people... ...but INSTEAD of dealing with that, we have built a system that lets predators go and prosecutes children for playing AT A PARK USING SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE TO WATCH THEM America, we have LOST THE FREAKING PLOT!!!!
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It's really nice being married to a man who cooks. He really appreciates it when I clean the kitchen ✨️🧼🧹😘
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Somehow I mange to confuse every Post Malone song with The Weekend 🦝⌛️
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Spaghetto: A Single strand of Spaghetti 🍝
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Ohh im so happy these came in! I dont know if I wanna make a sweet dough or cookie first🍞🍪🥧
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One of the worst struggles I have w/ severe food allergies is that I have to actively think about it multiple times a day. Thats not a choice. There is so much brain space dedicated/wasted to keeping my body alive in a soy soaked world👀 #epipenclub
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