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To be honest being unbothered is a lie we sell ourselves.
Most of us are very bothered. We’re just tired of showing it. 👍
HAPPY 70TH BIRTHDAY TO MY BROTHER AND FELLOW PARTNER IN SERVICE TO NIGERIA, RABIU MUSA KWANKWASO
As you mark your 70th birthday on October 21, I honour not only an accomplished public servant but also a very dear elder brother and partner whose life has been dedicated to serving our people.
With the passage of time, I have come to deeply appreciate the bond between us, the many conversations we have shared, and the common commitment to Nigeria that continues to shape our service. Your path through the legislature, the Federal Executive Council, the governorship of Kano State, and national public life represents decades of experience, duty, and meaningful engagement with the Nigerian people.
Turning seventy is not merely a significant milestone; it is a moment to look back with gratitude on a life devoted to service, the wisdom gained through experience, and the opportunities that remain ahead.
As we continue to hope for and work toward a better Nigeria, I remain grateful for our partnership and for our shared conviction that our nation can become a place where no child is deprived of opportunity, no family is left in poverty, and every Nigerian can live with dignity, security, and hope.
My dear brother, may God bless you with renewed strength, good health, wisdom, and many more productive years. May the years ahead be filled with peace, fulfilment, and the satisfaction of seeing the values we cherish take firmer root across our nation.
Warmest congratulations on your 70th birthday, Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso @KwankwasoRM . I honour you on this special occasion and pray that the chapter ahead will be filled with abundant blessings and many more purposeful years. -PO
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Only if these people know that the Obidient’s on TikTok are more brutal 😂😂😂 and plenty than they imagine.
Una Dey play.
Won ma gbe iyalaya yin shepe!
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Happy Birthday to the Next Vice President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria ❤️✌🏾✌🏾Senator Rabiu Kwankwaso
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If someone defended a movement passionately in 2023 but condemns it in 2026, the reasonable question isn’t automatically, “How much were you paid?”
It’s: “What new information changed your position?”
Let the answer be examined.
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The Obidient Movement is no joke! Look at all the tears everywhere. 12midnight and the flood of tears is everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Obidients annoyed and bullied you
You now believe that Obi is not competent again
You no see Seyi Makinde or Donald Duke to support na Tinubu?🤣🤣🤣💔
Clowns will always find excuses to justify their nonsense
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This post made me realize that many of you don't even know what presumptive tax means.
Permit me to educate you.
First of all by law, everyone is required to file taxes by the 31st of March 2027.
That's approximately 2 months after the election, in case you haven't noticed.
Whether you are employed or unemployed, NRS no send your papa. You must file.
What happens if you don't file?
The Nigeria Tax Administration Act provides for:
- ₦100,000 administrative penalty in the first month of failure.
- ₦50,000 for each subsequent month the failure continues.
So what is Presumptive tax?
Presumptive tax establish a simplified tax framework for individuals and informal sector businesses whose income cannot be reliably calculated due to a lack of accounting records.
Now Imagine being a POS operator in Nigeria. Your personal bank account records ₦100 MILLION in transactions in one year. Then the taxman comes asking questions.
You are not a big businessman. You operate a POS stand, help people withdraw and transfer money, and earn commissions on transactions.
But because you use your personal bank account to run the business, ₦100 million has passed through that account in a year.
But if you cannot produce proper records showing what you earned, the tax authority may assess your business using the presumptive tax rules.
Here is where things get serious.
Under the 2026 regulations, qualifying businesses whose income cannot be reliably determined may face a presumptive tax of 1% of actual or estimated turnover or revenue.
If the tax authority lawfully determines that your taxable turnover was ₦100 million, 1% would be ₦1 million in tax.
For those that file taxes, if NRS looks at what you paid for taxes and decides it's too small, the law gives the tax authority to make an additional assessment if it determines that you were assessed below the amount properly payable. They can use presumptive tax to bill you more.
So they will send you additional amount to pay based on their own assessment.
If the tax debt becomes due and remains unpaid, the law also empowers the relevant tax authority, under specified conditions, to take that money from your bank, or from your business partner or your supplier or anyone that is doing business with you.
The scariest part is that they can do this without first obtaining a Court order.
Now ask yourself have you received clear, practical education on these rules before enforcement begins?
Government wants compliance, but compliance requires understandable rules, fair assessments, accessible filing and a genuine opportunity to challenge mistakes.
People should not have to discover their tax obligations through a penalty notice.
Elections have consequences.
You go vote abi you no go vote?
In case you are not keeping track of all the taxes that will be enforced after the elections:
1. Personal income tax (PIT/PAYE)
2. Pay-As-You-Earn (PAYE)
3. Value Added Tax (VAT)
4. Companies Income Tax (CIT)
5. Development Levy
6. Capital Gains Tax (CGT)
7. Withholding Tax (WHT)
8. Stamp Duties
9. Tax on Rental Income
10. Tax on Investment Income
11. Presumptive Tax
12. Global Minimum Tax
13. Property and State Taxes/Levies
14. Customs and Import Duties
15. 5% Fuel Surcharge
You go vote abi you no go vote?
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20th October 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔END SARS PROTEST that took the lives of Nigeria 🇳🇬 youths ….May we never forget the failure of our Government 💔💔💔
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Women this women that, Una never tire? Una no the hustle, when twitter turn this one, I miss the 2013-2016 era twitter, when Nigerians were not so crowded on it, we no Dey see useless post up and down





















