UX Designer

London, England
Joined January 2021
arts & culture 🀝 tech
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they need to invent a backpack that looks like a fashionable leather tote and i know that’s impossible but i need it
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might be a premature judgement but azure devops < jira
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and yet my go-tos are sainsbury’s smoked salmon & cream cheese and pret’s free range egg mayo #skinny
29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds
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I learnt to play chess one week ago and now I Am Seeing Chessboards When I Close My Eyes
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coincidental colour cohesion between the last three apps I’ve downloaded
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trying to get any admin/hr task done but you work for the civil service
laburar en big corpo es esto: - hola ustedes son el equipo que lava cucharas? quiero lavar un tenedor - NO DISCULPAME NOSOTROS SOLO LAVAMOS CUCHARAS APARTE EL QUE LAVA TENEDORES SE FUE DE VACACIONES Y VUELVE EL 17 DE DICIEMBRE
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things I text my sister when studying with @quranbound
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if you’ve lost dark mode with the recent twitter update, here’s how to get it back
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dreamt that there was a coach x sanrio collab and I found one of the bags in a charity shop. never been so disappointed to wake up in a world where that doesn’t exist.
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the muslim community needs to have a serious discussion about people who fold their prayer mats outwards. my view is that they should be excommunicated. but some are saying this is too extreme.
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not that hard when you realise nyt love a seasonal themed puzzle
Guys please trust me and go play the wordle right now it is actually the hardest wordle ever made, what the fuck was that
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the disappointing fact that @duolingo doesn’t even give you anything for reaching a major streak milestone like this… like it’s the same thing you get when you reach a 100 day streak
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youtube algorithm suggesting I watch a video about adhd which has 49 views and was uploaded 5 hours ago… are they trying to tell me something
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just want to announce that clive myrie of bbc news was on my bus this morning and that was very exciting TO ME
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#currently microdosing depression
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I’ve realised a lot of londoners don’t know how to be smart about travelling on tfl
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cos why are you using multiple cards to pay for your travel in one day? and where is your oyster card? if you’re under 30 where’s your railcard?
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why can men never just have picky bits for a meal. everyday β€˜what you thinking for dinner’ LEAVE ME ALONE
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30 days until I reach a 2000 day duolingo streak!! might throw a party
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