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कनाट प्लेस के व्यापारियों के साथ खेल हो गया!
कनाट प्लेस पर अपना व्यवसाय चलाने वाले एक व्यापारी मित्र टकरा गए। उन्होंने जो बताया वो चौंकाने वाली बात है!
बहुत से व्यापारियों के पास पुलिस अधिकारियों समेत कईयों के फोन आए कि प्रोटस्ट के ख़िलाफ़ बयान दो। बताओ कि बिज़नेस मारा जा रहा है। व्यापारी मित्र रूपी सूत्र के मुताबिक़ जो नहीं कर रहे थे ऐसा उनको बार फ़ोन किया गया। मित्र-सूत्र का कहना है कि व्यापार प्रभावित हुआ है इसमें शक नहीं लेकिन वो इसलिए हुआ है क्योंकि सरकार ने जंतर मंतर बंद कर दिया और प्रदर्शनकारियों को रोकने के लिए बैरिकेडिंग कनाट प्लेस के इलाक़े में कर दी गई। और ये भी कि शांतिपूर्ण प्रदर्शनकारियों से व्यापारियों को डर नहीं था और न है बल्कि उन ‘हुड़दंगी तत्वों’ से डर था और आगे भी होगा जिनके हुड़दंग पर भी पुलिसवालों मूकदर्शक बने नज़र आए।
मेरे इस पोस्ट के ख़िलाफ़ भी पुलिस/मोदी सरकार का इकोसिस्टम फ़ोन कर व्यापारियों से बाइट दिला दे तो आश्चर्य मत करिएगा!
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A huge crowd lined up at a mutton shop in Kolkata at 2 AM night on the occasion of Navami.
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He admits it…now fia go give Lewis that championship back.
🚨 | 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗥: “𝗕𝗬 𝗣𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗢𝗡 𝗛𝗜𝗠, 𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗨𝗡𝗟𝗔𝗣 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗦” 😳
Christian Horner has revisited the final Safety Car controversy of Abu Dhabi 2021, and openly described Red Bull pushing Michael Masi to allow the lapped cars through.
🎙️ 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗿: “Originally he said, ‘No, the cars are not to unlap.’ And then by putting pressure on him, he agreed to unlap the cars.”
But Horner also acknowledges the crucial detail: Masi only released the cars positioned between Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen.
🎙️ 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗿: “The only controversial thing that he did… [was] only the ones between Lewis and Max.”
Horner adds that, looking back, Masi could simply have allowed 𝗮𝗹𝗹 of the lapped cars through.
That decision transformed the finale: Verstappen restarted directly behind Hamilton on fresh softs, while Lewis was on hards more than 40 laps old.
𝗡𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝟱 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗿’𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗮𝗽 𝘀𝗲𝘁-𝘂𝗽 𝘄𝗮𝘀.
[Christian Horner via Up To Speed]
#F1 #AbuDhabi2021 #LewisHamilton
samar retweeted
Lawrence Bishnoi is safe in a Gujarat jail. Police from any other state cannot take him out for questioning. If he is running a gang from inside a Gujarat jail, who is controlling him?
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A special aircraft. 600 guests. 80+ hotel rooms. Public arrangements for a Governor’s swearing in.
Meanwhile, BJP leaders who were denied tickets on three occasions are part of the story behind Odisha’s new Governor.
Just a coincidence? Or is there more to the political picture than meets the eye? 🤔
The money is public. The questions are legitimate. Let the people connect the dots.
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This story will sound like a joke but it is not.
-A teacher in MP was disappointed by bad condition of village school.
-He used his own money to paint it, put some furniture in dining space, cleaned it.
-brought a smart board. Gave some stationary to students.
-brought 2 retired people to teach students for free.
-also brought 2 other teachers & paid them from his pocket.
-school enrolment increased, kids left private schools to study here.
-kids from nearby villages also came.
-Education Department transferred the teacher.
-angry villagers protested on highway against his transfer.
-he had to leave. Kids cried, everyone sad.
-retired teachers were also removed.
-kids started leaving school.
-villagers protested again at collectorate to bring back that teacher.
-Edu Dept gave show cause notice to the teacher asking him if he really used his own money? Who gave him permission.
-Also asked him how he hired other teachers w/o permission.
-asked if he has given stationary to kids, where did he get the funds?
-warned him to reply to the notice to avoid the disciplinary action.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
morons, we all warned you about this...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hindi MBBS experiment falters; students switch to English for better prospects
hindustantimes.com/s/1jKQlkG
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For better understanding and in the public interest.
•Regime change: सत्ता परिवर्तन / शासन परिवर्तन
•Coup: तख्तापलट
•Emergency: आपातकाल
•Topple: गिराना / सत्ता से हटाना
•Overthrow: तख्तापलट करना / उखाड़ फेंकना
•Revolution: क्रांति
•Rebellion: विद्रोह
•Uprising: बग़ावत / जन-विद्रोह
•Insurrection: बलवा / विद्रोह
•Mutiny: सैन्य विद्रोह / बग़ावत
•Martial law: सैन्य शासन / मार्शल लॉ
•Dictatorship: तानाशाही
•Military rule: सैन्य शासन
•Impeachment: महाभियोग
•No-confidence motion: अविश्वास प्रस्ताव
•Dissolve (parliament): भंग करना
•Dethrone: पदच्युत करना / गद्दी से उतारना
•Depose: पद से हटाना
•Ouster: बेदखली / निष्कासन
•Resignation: इस्तीफ़ा
•Anarchy: अराजकता
•Unrest: अशांति
•Curfew: कर्फ्यू
•President's Rule: राष्ट्रपति शासन
•Sedition: राजद्रोह
•Protest: विरोध प्रदर्शन
•Agitation: आंदोलन
•Civil war: गृहयुद्ध
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Yaar inka dekh kar nd ankita ki foto dekh kar bahut bura lagta
Bc itni choti si age ki bachi ko ghar ki condition theek naa hone ki wajah se job karni padi nd yeh madarkhod log bc usse bol rahe jaa ab hum salary de rahe to waha jaake khush kar
Bc sharam karlo sharam kya sada samaj hai
The set of new governors represents the minds of the party. So when you see andhbhakts, don't amazed by their behavior. Its amazing to see all fools under one flag.
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UP CEO called our report misleading, then confirmed it. We had found that ECI software auto-generated 85,854 forms to delete voters without a reason. He also confirmed attempts at bulk deletion of Muslim voters.
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Odisha enjoying double engine power. Student is getting threatened for college election vote.
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For waking up a country, made this for @abhijeet_dipke @SauravDassss @AshutoshRanka surely blessed by India’s greats
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Mark my words - Youngsters hitting streets will bring change in our social behavior too for good soon. This boy is not just cleaning mess after India Bloc March but also nailing multiple things 'ailing' our society. Kudos to him 👏
Video courtsey - @Elizasherine
You need to have patience & appetite to learn in politics. Jidd nahi to kuchh nahi. Neha should prepare for a long run. Must have right set of mentor to guide always.
As the man says -
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