★ YLNT is an audio Journal of Emotional Hygiene staffed by @lonelysandwich, @scottsimpson, and @hotdogsladies. Their affection for you is palpable. ★

California
Joined March 2008
So weird because we’re not involved with this, yet “friendship, mattresses and a kidnapping gone terribly wrong” is also exactly how we got started…
.@VictoriaJustice and @joelmchale have joined the cast of “California King,” a comedy that mixes together a story of friendship, mattresses and a kidnapping gone terribly wrong. bit.ly/3k4bao6
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To be clear, our latest episode and its claims have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Fire up your in-home fluoroscope and enjoy: youtube.com/watch?v=IA9LE-55…
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If you barged into our private call: thanks, respectfully, but no thanks, pejoratively
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In today’s episode we chase down a unique opportunity in the space around Dignity as a Service (`DaaS`). Come out to play with your pals in You Look Nice Today. californiaking.org/26
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Note: Today’s episode is provided exclusively in rich delicious audio, to honor the Homeric oral tradition, and also to honor remembering to hit the record button.
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Later this evening we’ll be whipping up businesses that will turn a select few of you into billionaires. (Please note: if you are interested in becoming a *millionaire*, this is NOT for you. Yuck.) 6:30P/9:30E joinclubhouse.com/event/xB4j…
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Get ready for another YLNT Solutions session tomorrow, Thursday 6:30P/9:30E. We’ll be minting some fresh future billionaires. Come for the ideas, stay for the cheese plate. joinclubhouse.com/event/xB4j…
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This reusable Q-tip competitor has strong us-energy
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You Look Nice Today retweeted
Replying to @scottsimpson
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Sadly we have to cancel today’s YLNT Solutions session; we’ve rescheduled for two weeks from now. (We received concerned notes from billionaires worried we’re throwing the doors of their little club wide open. We’ll soothe their fears and be back in a fortnight.)
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Great point: everyone will receive $6,000 in value; a few folks will receive $1B in value (after your first B it’s up to you to make more B’s).
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We’re back tomorrow (Thursday) with another live YLNT Solutions. Interested in becoming a billionaire? We’ll pick a couple of folks—based on your A’s to a few simple Q’s, we will craft a custom plan to get you to your first $1,000,000,000. 6:30P/9:30E joinclubhouse.com/event/xB4j…
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In our latest episode, someone learns he’s a total eigenface youtu.be/Gc0gdH3xlcE
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We’re live in 3 hours—send us your questions now and we may be able to Help™. Some examples: Should I keep my baseball card collection? What’s a good use for this spare dresser drawer? Two roads diverge in a yellow wood: what’s up with that? joinclubhouse.com/event/Mza4…
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In our last YLNT Solutions session we provided, by our calculation, $36,000 of value. For FREE. Join us tomorrow evening 9:30E/6:30P as we help even more people: joinclubhouse.com/event/Mza4…
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If you’ve got a personal problem we might be able to help with, send it over now! Last time we dealt with questions about energy drinks, pranks, dating and more. You don’t have to attend to ask a hot Q.
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Sorry, it's a live event only. But please tune in, no matter what side of the pond, Pacific pond, or Khyber Pass you are on. Here's a handy guide:
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Can you record and post the session for us people across the pond?
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