
★ YLNT is an audio Journal of Emotional Hygiene staffed by @lonelysandwich, @scottsimpson, and @hotdogsladies. Their affection for you is palpable. ★
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So weird because we’re not involved with this, yet “friendship, mattresses and a kidnapping gone terribly wrong” is also exactly how we got started…
.@VictoriaJustice and @joelmchale have joined the cast of “California King,” a comedy that mixes together a story of friendship, mattresses and a kidnapping gone terribly wrong. bit.ly/3k4bao6
We don’t hate it
Replying to @hotdogsladies
I heard the song once and knew what I should do. I made some opening credits for the @ylnt TV show. I hope @adamlisagor and @scottsimpson don't mind getting dragged into this. vimeo.com/565929741
To be clear, our latest episode and its claims have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Fire up your in-home fluoroscope and enjoy:
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In today’s episode we chase down a unique opportunity in the space around Dignity as a Service (`DaaS`).
Come out to play with your pals in You Look Nice Today.
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Later this evening we’ll be whipping up businesses that will turn a select few of you into billionaires.
(Please note: if you are interested in becoming a *millionaire*, this is NOT for you. Yuck.)
6:30P/9:30E
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Get ready for another YLNT Solutions session tomorrow, Thursday 6:30P/9:30E.
We’ll be minting some fresh future billionaires. Come for the ideas, stay for the cheese plate.
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Replying to @scottsimpson
Sadly we have to cancel today’s YLNT Solutions session; we’ve rescheduled for two weeks from now.
(We received concerned notes from billionaires worried we’re throwing the doors of their little club wide open. We’ll soothe their fears and be back in a fortnight.)
We’re back tomorrow (Thursday) with another live YLNT Solutions. Interested in becoming a billionaire? We’ll pick a couple of folks—based on your A’s to a few simple Q’s, we will craft a custom plan to get you to your first $1,000,000,000.
6:30P/9:30E
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In our latest episode, someone learns he’s a total eigenface
youtu.be/Gc0gdH3xlcE
We’re live in 3 hours—send us your questions now and we may be able to Help™. Some examples:
Should I keep my baseball card collection?
What’s a good use for this spare dresser drawer?
Two roads diverge in a yellow wood: what’s up with that?
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In our last YLNT Solutions session we provided, by our calculation, $36,000 of value. For FREE. Join us tomorrow evening 9:30E/6:30P as we help even more people:
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Sorry, it's a live event only. But please tune in, no matter what side of the pond, Pacific pond, or Khyber Pass you are on. Here's a handy guide:









