Over thinker | Underachiever | Master procrastinator | Early 30s | Married | Short|

Irish in England ☘️
Joined January 2026
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Y’all my bf got his teeth done look what my granny texted him 😭😭😭😭
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Fun fact: When a woman is on her period, her estrogen level drops which means her testosterone is driving her behavior. So when you complain she’s acting like a bitch.. she’s actually acting like a MAN.
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A shocking display of violence. Don’t mind the fan noise
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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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this wind in the UK today 😭
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ITS NOT ABOUT HUGS FROM GRANDMA BEING SINISTER ITS ABOUT GIVING CHILDREN AND TEENAGERS AUTONOMY, BOUNDARIES AND MAKING CONSENT TO TOUCH ONE ANOTHER A NORMAL EVERY DAY CONVERSATION AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH HHHHHH
On the hugs thing, I'm sure there are a few kids who honestly find embraces & kisses etc seriously upsetting for whatever reason. But generally it is insane & monstrous to universalise the idea of physical affection in the family as an imposition, & a potentially sinister one.
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My beloved scrungle
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we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that
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Drop a selfie or mirror photo that you took so far in 2026.
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i want my pussy eaten like a mango over the sink
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im sorry for being so tight and right all the time
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hardcore sex suggests the existence of free jazz sex
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“whore” is such an ugly word I prefer temptress…. harlot…… jezebel if ur nasty
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Men aren't even mad at women for being whores, they're mad at women for being whores they can't access.
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