@commonfoid
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made an account for my shittiest shitposts
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Joined November 2025
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Americans love water bottles because we dont smoke cigarettes the way Europeans do but we still need to satisfy the oral fixation
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the second best thing in life is spending time with a beautiful woman, only bested by spending time with a beautiful woman that also wants to sleep with you
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Looked over to see what he was doing on his ipad at one point and he was reading the bible. I dont know what I was expecting.
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Flight attendants have duct taped passengers to their seats for being rowdy. Surely they could’ve duct taped this guy’s arms to the armrests and to stop the gooning?
United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pas…
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I went to the ableist no mask lesbian bar in MA and everyone said you were centering whiteness
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OPSEC level: the back of your ID fully in the picture
