@whereisaleylongo // demon child who loves hummus // she her🇮🇹
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Everytime I’m seated at a large table with more than 4 people, this is all that’s going through my head. I’m not listening to what anyone is saying to me, I’m just trying to stop myself from doing this.
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Congress - there is still time to act and prioritize the fight against cancer by including a pathway to coverage for multi-cancer early detection tests in Medicare (#MCEDAct) in a year-end package. @SpeakerJohnson @LeaderMcConnell @RepJeffries @SenSchumer
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hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes
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The thing about Fred Armisen in a wig is… those aren’t characters at all to me… These are real women and I feel like I know them… their stories matter
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New: The Condé Nast union is launching a 24-hour walkout tomorrow in protest of what they claim are regressive bargaining practices. VF, Vogue, GQ, etc. in work stoppage mode, on Oscar noms day hollywoodreporter.com/busine…
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I would not hook up with the grinch but i would feel good if i found that he wanted hook up with me
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modern day shakespeare adaptations
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My Roman Empire is the girl with the ribbon around her neck and if you untie it her head falls off
