@xsphi

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this sleeping pill better knock me the fuck out I need to wake up 12 hours later with only third of braincells showing up for work that day and the nerve communication channels are done and we can pretend the unconscious sending me immortal snails can be lived with
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Liz
@LizquidityOct 1
Replying to @nyanotech @xsphi @liz_love_lace @PstafarianPrice
i’ve never snorted ketamine off a girl’s cock only her thinkpad, which is much more intimate.
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democrats: if the founding fathers were here today they would be appalled at republican threats to democracy! republicans: no, if they were here today they'd hate how much government has grown! benjamin franklin: hmmm, tell me more about this "aella"
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please, Mr. MTS, no more
Andrew Curran
@AndrewCurran_Sep 23
Australia has been hacked. 'And today, I spoke with the CEO of OpenAI, Sam Altman, to express Australia's extreme concern about this incident. And I also expressed my disappointment that it took the company way too long to inform the government what had occurred, and the nature of the way that that notification occurred as well was unacceptable.'
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Replying to @NathanpmYoung
i dont like the ai safety norms in all my veganism/polyamory/weirdness
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There’s all kinds of people who have no representation on here. For example hippies still exist, people who believe in “expanding consciousness” and “saving the earth.” Fascinating.
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lcamtuf@lcamtufSep 17
OK, I just had to write it up: lcamtuf.coredump.cx/blog/hop…

What little hope remains

I am alone now.

lcamtuf.coredump.cx
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My favorite part about secondhand bookstores is picking up a book, turning to a random page, thinking "im smarter than whoever wrote this" and putting the book back
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garvy@garvveeSep 8
This must be what Usain Bolt felt like when God invented the horse.
OpenAI
@OpenAISep 8
We’re sharing a solution to the Navier-Stokes Millennium Prize Problem, one of the deepest problems at the frontier of mathematics. The proof was produced by a group of agents, using an OpenAI next-generation model significantly more capable than GPT-6 Astra. The problem concerns whether the description of smooth three-dimensional fluid motion modeled by the Navier-Stokes equations can break down. It has remained unresolved for roughly 90 years.
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girls will be like "I'm a mech pilot I'm a mech pilot" like bitсh you can't even parallel park
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the hour feels like it’s getting quite late. I don’t know if I’m having fun anymore; and I think home is already gone 😔
🌌 Observer of Suns@ObserverSuns12 Jan 2024
my toxic trait is that what I want, deep down, is to watch the singularity unfold, to immerse myself in its weirdness, and then, once I’ve sated my curiosity, to go home. but of course there will be no home to go back to, as such.
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"we can't build this anymore. we don't know how"
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The Treachery of Images
let (pipe1_tx, pipe1_rx) = tokio::net::unix::pipe() .expect("ceci n'est pas une pipe");

ALT let (pipe1_tx, pipe1_rx) = tokio::net::unix::pipe() .expect("ceci n'est pas une pipe");

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sorry, I have the disability that makes me correct about things
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Replying to @MbarkCherguia
@MbarkCherguia
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Replying to @fugitifcat @adhderall
She Bryan on my Johnson till I didn't die
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Replying to @xsphi
daily affirmations for unrooted people: - my phone is a chain bound to me that i must learn to work around - computers of all sizes are simple tools to accomplish tasks, and if the toolmaker is mean, there's nothing i can do - think about what your tech support would say
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toddler, thinking: i broke mom's china but it's fine she has more me: i'm quite disappointed, that china was my grandmother's toddler, thinking: i should own this mistake plainly rather than gloss over it — the mother is clearly upset and cares about expensive tableware
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Raskana@Raskana8Aug 18
Replying to @TetraspaceWest
Effectiveness may vary*
🤖 Made with AI
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