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Joined June 2015
does squatters rights apply to the moon
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I got my teeth 3d scanned at the dentist, I asked the lady if she could send me the 3D file. She looked at me like I had kicked a puppy and said “I’ve never heard of anyone asking for that…” like lady, it’s MY mouth. I want to 3d print my mouth as a gift to my friends. Not weird
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i don’t respect individuals with first name nicknames. like your parents named you danny straight up? not daniel but people call you danny on some cute shit? the name written on your birth certificate is “danny” fuck off dude
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Discolysium...
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Saw a similar sight happening outside of a Waffle House in Atlanta
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
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Oh wait so it’s not only in Minecraft that we get weird biome placements
A patch of bright pink weeping cherry blossoms surrounded by dark green evergreen trees at Takami no Sato in Nara Prefecture, Japan
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tagging the world destroyer 9000 mod as server friendly because its optimized and respects claims
what would you do if you were a minecraft villager and i did this to your house 👉👈🥺
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what I would give to experience being active on Twitter at the time that Hozier was
Having a hyperfixation on a celebrity who doesnt post on social media
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i dont know if people truly appreciate the math new yorkers have to do getting dressed every day, sometimes it is simply too inconvenient to go home and you have riddles like "what outfit can i wear to both the dentist and the club"
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When you write all the whole numbers and you finally reach ONE OCTILLION
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White people when you won't voice the characters in discord vc
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Korok Obama and his wacky pals
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Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are
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(inside the torture sphere) wth this sucks. i hate the torture sphere (outside the torture sphere) ok now that i think about it, the torture sphere has a sort of “je ne sais quoi”
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Almost swung on my boyfriend because he said he used to play Madden on the Wii. Like. What I tell you about saying stupid shit in public. Go to the car
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Sugar is the only word in the English language where SU makes the SH sound. At least, I'm pretty sure it is.
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[speaking about something i have full confidence in] i think
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dream's explanations are always so funny. yeah my screenshot mod changes the hotbar render doubles iron output per raw ore but only once makes random 1 minute to 3 hour jumps. there's a ghost roaming in dream's computer and you're laughing
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I land in Australia. I buy 4 coffees for $16. Nobody asks for a tip. They thank me by saying ‘ta’. A thrill rushes through me.
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