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@yikingtons
Joined July 2021
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Being at your parents’ house and having to work with clothes from every phase of your life is the only true test of a good dresser. Do it right and you’re giving Abercrombie retrospective at the Met. Do it wrong and you’re giving Lizzie McGuire with early-onset Alzheimer’s
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My mom is saying Gordo died long ago
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Remember SOURHOESTARTER She just wanted to dance 17/10
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Zohar Shtarter
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Think the dollar slice was enough food on the stomach for 12 fluid ounces of Stud
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So odd it’s faultless. Like me and my friend Sarah
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 16
Nicolas Cage and Antonio Banderas will be the leads of ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Season 5. Filming begins next year.
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Almost swung on my boyfriend because he said he used to play Madden on the Wii. Like. What I tell you about saying stupid shit in public. Go to the car
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(To my college friends I’m seeing for the first time in years) Aw. Remember when we were fucking crazy. When we should’ve died just to learn our lesson? Remember that? (The one homeowner in the group approaching with what looks like a quadruple gin soda) Rachel F. got big as hell
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Video so boring he died
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He needs me
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Tried to post this on my story last night but everyone who was drinking slower than me kept asking if I wanted them to watch my phone
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Arriving at the dating app launch married to a man I met in person
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They killed him for this
Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk116 Aug 2013
I don't like his politics. But Woody Allen is a master of film.
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While Stephanie Wambugu watches
yume nikki minaj à trois
@jun3buggySep 9
extremely visually striking gettyimages picture of adam friedland and parker posey mid-makeout
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(To the cat whom I’ve been tasked with watching) ‘Sup. I’m your mom’s stud friend
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Oh. He gripping that waist
deepfaked@russiacoreSep 4
5’7” is enough
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“He think he Tori Amos. You not even Will Toledo”
Cameron Winter & Ivy Wolk Updates@camivyupdatedSep 3
🚨IVY WOLK once and for all runs her mouth about her “two month long lesbian style enmeshment affair” with “Cameron Winter”from “Geese”and his want of communicating “via letter”, how his words “said nothing like his music” in one breath! #camivyupdates
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Tillys sun, PacSun moon, Zumies rising
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You used to go to the mall to feel something.
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Singing about sex and alcohol at your nephew’s little league baseball game. For shame!
naomi@lachancenaomi27Aug 27
Since the tl has learned about Stella lefty I thought you might like this
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