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There are 10 types of women in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who have an OnlyFans.

@MerriamWebster @SKress7514

Boomers could afford to be without social security if they stopped buying so many dick pills and QVC.

Incredible.

Saw an ad for a mobile game where the player just dumps a whole excavator in the lake to dispose of it, and I knew immediately that the game was developed by indians.

I could beat up any indian.

> me when i do a shrooms

All da world a stage, and all da niggas and hoes merely playas fr fr no cap

Nigachad

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

A man asks his neighbor, "If you had 2 homes, would you give 1 to someone in need?" The neighbor replies, "yes!" "And if you had 2 cars?" > "but of course!" "What if you had 2 shirts? Would you do the same?" To which the neighbor replies, "well, no... I actually own 2 shirts."

Make sure you don't lock your door at night then because you have just created the circumstances for someone to break in and fuck you up the ass.

Make sure you don't lock your door at night then because you have just created the circumstances for someone to break in and fuck you up the ass.

It’s like a holocaust to their izzat knowing one random anon could physically best every single one of their people. Shared ignominy unbearable enough to constitute its own caste.

My organs stay locked in this shell til it bursts. No jew lays a hand on them, I'll feed the worms first.

Fixed it.

Go get that paper fam 💪🏻

If 1 dog and 1 million redditors were drowning, I would save the dog.