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There are 10 types of women in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who have an OnlyFans.
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What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash.
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What does a jewish pedophile say? ... "Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
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What do you call a Jew with autism? Auschwistic.
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There are 10 types of women in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who have an OnlyFans.
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Replying to @MerriamWebster @SKress7514
@MerriamWebster @SKress7514
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Still no Half Life 3
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Boomers could afford to be without social security if they stopped buying so many dick pills and QVC.
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Riddle me this, and riddle it true, why’s it ok to say that rich white men run the world, but not if they’re a
Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewiczOct 14
I’m so fucking sick and tired of the entire planet being destroyed by old white, insecure, abusive men.
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Replying to @Taurus_iaCS @browasright
Incredible.
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Saw an ad for a mobile game where the player just dumps a whole excavator in the lake to dispose of it, and I knew immediately that the game was developed by indians.
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My mom has long resented the EBT program. While she had to work two jobs just to make ends meet, she also got to witness "poorer" people enjoy lobster, steak, or other pricey foods with benefits, while having cash for blunt wraps, condoms, and booze.
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Was at the thrift store with my mom, silently farting while browsing. Saw a lady out of the corner of my eye and thought it was my mom, so I said “mm farting.” No reply, so I looked up, and it's just some random lady staring at me like o_o
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Replying to @GenericSnarky
I could beat up any indian.
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Replying to @TMZ @hicharliecotton
> me when i do a shrooms
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Shagbark's Wife@KeturahAbigailSep 12
You think you've seen the worse, but this week my friend turned her back on her 7 month old for one second and the baby managed to find and catch a live mouse then eat most of it, the tail and entrails dangling out.
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Replying to @GenericSnarky
All da world a stage, and all da niggas and hoes merely playas fr fr no cap
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Replying to @Hijinksss @AFpost
Nigachad
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You can say "jura" but "juror" is our word
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