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Whit✌️

@wtothe2
Joined September 2024
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neppy
@neppyOct 14
i love saying “sounds good” at work when i dont care at all
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I’m so tired of org changes bruh unless you work in corporate you won’t understand the song and dance of rearranging the same 30 people over and over until we all die of exhaustion
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Josh Billinson
@jbillinsonSep 20
You’re absolutely right, that runway wasn’t clear
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USSep 20
FAA to Deploy A.I. Air Traffic System at DC-Area Airports Starting Monday
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katie 🤌@katieandfinnAug 29
now that we got rid of the FDA or whatever we should bring back original four loko
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ben salami
@adl_btrylAug 19
You’re laughing. They’re installing Flock cameras in rug city and you’re laughing.
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@omgsidewalksAug 9
I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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kiesha
@kiesha9iJul 10
Cat people are nice about dogs but dog people are sooooo rude about cats
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Keep your $8.49 refund, DoorDash. What I really want is for you to know the deep, hollow pain of waiting 40 minutes for a milkshake that never comes.
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I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning and he told me he supports universal healthcare, free college, raising the minimum wage and housing for all.
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Lurkin' Mom@LurkAtHomeMomJul 2
Why does everyone at the pharmacy have to go to lunch together?
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Mitch McConnell hearing the Senate might pass a bill to feed hungry children.
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$@jxtsummerJun 24
i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail
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mitra
@mitrajoy_Jun 20
and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government
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Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔
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A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.
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Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla
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maybe: clare@clur19Jun 7
me at any given point of the day
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"Can you walk me through your resume?" "Yeah so basically it's everything on that piece of paper in front of you"
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Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNJun 4
“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am
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