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I’m so tired of org changes bruh unless you work in corporate you won’t understand the song and dance of rearranging the same 30 people over and over until we all die of exhaustion
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I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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Keep your $8.49 refund, DoorDash. What I really want is for you to know the deep, hollow pain of waiting 40 minutes for a milkshake that never comes.
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I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning and he told me he supports universal healthcare, free college, raising the minimum wage and housing for all.
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and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government
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Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔
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A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.
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Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla
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"Can you walk me through your resume?"
"Yeah so basically it's everything on that piece of paper in front of you"
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Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime






















