@wthartig

pro screamwriter | writer of COLD READ (coming 2026) | ISA Top 25 to Watch in '25 | IPV survivor | disabled | views are my own, esp. the funny ones | he/him

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Joined November 2017
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I’m proof that you don’t have to live in LA to have a screenwriting career — I live here and I’m very unsuccessful
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interesting to see the accumulation of Handsome Units over time
Global Statistics
@Globalstats11Oct 9
Most Handsome Men in the World (1990- 2026)
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Scott Leger@ScotterybarnOct 7
gather round children and tell me an apolitical film and I will tell you how it’s political
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Isn’t LeBron an investor in this company? This kind of posting has to be investigated, right?
Polymarket Hoops
@PolymarketHoopsOct 5
LeBron James, entering his 24th NBA season, suffers from chronic arthritis in his left foot and sciatica in his lower back, per @mcten. Oh no…
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COUNT Dracula? As far as I know, he’s only one guy
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this is how I find out Post Malone is in this movie
FilmFrame@filmfr4meSep 16
The French Dispatch (2021) director: Wes Anderson
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After Labor Day?? She’ll never work again
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Nicole Kidman dressed in white 🤍 at the 2026 #Emmys ✨
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I agree!
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@DEADLINESep 14
'Adolescence' Scribe Jack Thorne Claims Fellow Writers Are Using AI To "Cheat" & Says Those Caught Should Be Punished deadline.com/2026/09/adolesc…

'Adolescence' Scribe Jack Thorne Warns: Writers Using AI To "Cheat"

'Adolescence' writer Jack Thorne has warned that his colleagues are using AI to "cheat." He added that those caught should be punished.

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this feels too important to get lost
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I genuinely believe the trauma of 9/11 and the response of the Bush administration to stoke unending fear caused a mass American psychosis that led directly to where we are today
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Actually sharing the same fav movies and music is inconsequential to a happy relationship, and the beauty of a significant other is them opening your world to new music and movies
Jo@afxtwinkSep 11
i'm sorry no shade to this person, but i could never be in a taste gap relationship... like look at this 😭😭😭😭😭 this is horrifying to me 💀 yes it is that serious
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Tubi
@TubiSep 4
THE ROOM is available to stream free. what a story! @TommyWiseau
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Tubi
@TubiAug 28
oh, hi tommy 🚨 The Room and Big Shark will be streaming free on Tubi starting september 4 🚨
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Tommy Wiseau
@TommyWiseauAug 29
THE ROOM will be on @tubi tubi tubi tubi tubi
Tubi
@TubiAug 28
oh, hi tommy 🚨 The Room and Big Shark will be streaming free on Tubi starting september 4 🚨
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I am here to announce that my scripts will continue to be shorter than 109 pages
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If a massive spec sells, just be happy for the writer. If you can’t be that, then be quiet. Any urge to tweet anything else just makes you look like a giant loser in public.
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerranoAug 10
enes kanter and royce white what a couple of fucking losers
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Mark Swift is good people!
Shannon & Swift@shannonandswiftAug 4
WGA MEMBERS! Mark Swift here. I'm running for the board. If you know me you know I care about writers and want more of us steadily employed. I would love your endorsement. Click at the bottom of my statement here. Appreciate your consideration! elections.wga.org/2026/mark-…
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is the Wicker Penis always hard?
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I spit out my coffee
Hollylist@HollylistJobsAug 4
Job Opportunity! Clavicular seeks an Assistant based in Miami to help manage Clavicular's day from morning to night including making sure his supplements are ready on schedule. Competitive salary + housing included. hollylist.com/job/executive-…

Assistant to Clavicular | Hollylist

Explore the opportunity of Assistant to Clavicular in Miami, FL! Get insights into job responsibilities. Check your eligibility and apply for the position today on Hollylist.

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Thing is, I'm not convinced any REAL people are outraged, boycotting, or even care NOW. The "culture war" is 99.9% grifters, bots and a few terminally-online creeps with grass-touching allergies who listen to grifters and bots. All amplified artificially by social media.
Clifton Duncan
@CliftonDuncanJul 27
In 2003 a black man played God in a major motion picture that grossed ~$500M (over $820M today). No one was outraged. No one boycotted. No one cared. Thank the lord this came out before everything became a stupid "Culture War" issue.
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