@JasonHellerman

He/Him.

Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
Flores to Philly as HC. Calling it now.
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Very worried this is one of those Eagles years where no one is left at the end of it. The window was closed with the cap next year anyway; I could see a lot of trades and a whole new coaching staff in 2027. Especially if this stays as ugly as we've seen for three weeks.
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I’m just gonna look at the LeBron sixers pics until I fall asleep.
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I’m just glad Keenum didn’t play like this in the NFC championship.
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Makuba straight up cannot play.
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My heart monitor is just beeping.
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That kinda night. Team has looked terrible on all fronts.
The Bears give the Eagles a gracious gift with a start at the 40-yard line. Let’s see if they can do anything with it!
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Absolutely abysmal eagles play. No preseason, I expect some rust but third game it’s clear the players aren’t there either. Brutal.
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Jason Hellerman retweeted
Not in training camp. Not in the preseason. Not in Week 1. Not in Week 2. Not in Week 3. So, can’t wait for the Eagles to throw backwards to Lemon again in Week 4 and expect a different result.
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That was so stupid.
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It’s gonna be one of those games. Great.
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Howie trade for a safety at halftime
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Tackling still an issue for the birds. Also no pressure. Shifting slow. Brutal.
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This guy should be bagging groceries again
“You’re always looking for that 'dog' as your X receiver. … They’re missing that.” —@kurt13warner on the start of the season for Jalen Hurts and the Eagles' offense 😬
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It just stole the original work, vomit on it, and says "LOOK WHAT WE CAN DO" fuck off
AI is the future for the 2D animation industry
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Worried I'm gonna wake up or have another heart attack. Deep breaths. How is this real?
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please God, let me have just one cool quote like this that doesn’t end up haunting me for the rest of my life.
LeBron "I didn't leave my family to lose in the second round, I know that"
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