incorrect umbrella academy

hargreeves [to vanya]: i will ruin your happiness! vanya: my happiness? vanya [turning to kraken]: i’m happy?

séance [waking up after hazel and cha-cha kidnapped him, with shoes on]: whAT ARE THOOOOOSE?!!

séance: we could rob a bank vanya: yeah, okay. let’s rob a bank. hargreeves: what’s that ? vanya: nothing. hargreeves: that’s funny, isn’t it? because to me it sounded like you were planning on robbing a bank. séance: no i said 'let’s have a big wank'

rumor: alright, now everyone pay attention. i have an announcement to make and i only have a minute. séance: why? are you in a hurry? rumor: no i was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

lupo: hey, you doing alright? kraken: well not really, im in a puddle of blood lupo: is it yours? kraken: im pretty sure lupo: do you know where its coming from?! kraken: probably the stab wound lupo: you've been STABBED?! kraken: oh yeah, definitely

horror: dad, help me with this crossword puzzle. i need a five letter word for "disappointment" hargreeves: vanya

séance: oh you're having a bad day? well, did you die? spaceboy: i got tased séance: but did you die?

no. 5: i have an idea rumor: no murder no. 5: i no longer have an idea

séance [holding his baby the farther away possible]: please diego, can you change his diaper? kraken: i would rather jump on a grenade.

spaceboy: where were you? séance: sorry i was asleep spaceboy: you’re always asleep séance: that’s the closest to death i can get

spaceboy: i’m not fat! séance: who are you kidding, space? you’re one sandwich away from fat.

séance: [to diego] i may not get the same amount of daily sleep as you do, but can you do THIS? séance: [gets up and immediately faints]

kraken: the medic said that i was perfectly fine. except for three cracked ribs. and a broken toe. which was right next to two other broken toes. lupo: did he clear you or not? kraken: he did not. alright, let's get to work.

spaceboy: almost started a fire in the kitchen today. rumor: what did you do?! spaceboy: i was TRYING to make you a nice dinner. rumor: aww, luther. what was it? spaceboy: so far? just boiling water. i think i burned it.

no. 5: rules are made to be broken rumor : they were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken no. 5: uh, piñatas vanya: glow sticks horror: karate boards séance: eggs no. 5: rules!

kraken: is this whiskey or perfume? séance: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* séance: it’s perfume

no. 5: you know, it's at times like this i really wish i had listened to what father used to tell me carmichael: why, what did he tell you? no. 5: i don't know, i didn't listen

vanya: [shoots in the ceiling to get people’s attention] séance: jesus, vanya, there’s people upstairs!

rumor: be the bigger person no. 5: no? i’m a tiny child and bitter. you be the bigger person

séance: okay. we're going to fight evil old no. 5. kraken: but you're not armed. séance: i am. kraken: with what? séance: overconfidence.