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hey as you may have noticed i haven’t been active in a very long time, that’s mostly because this is my side account and i don’t go on here very often + i have no imagination regarding quotes
diego: why are klaus and dave sitting with their backs to eachother?
ben: they had a fight
diego: then why are they holding hands
ben: they get sad when they fight
klaus: let's play two truths and a lie! five, you go first.
five: okay, my number is five, my eyes are brown, and i assassinated lincoln.
klaus: haha, that's easy, the third one's the lie, of cou-
diego: his eyes are green.
five:
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hargreeves [to vanya]: i will ruin your happiness!
vanya: my happiness?
vanya [turning to kraken]: i’m happy?
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séance [waking up after hazel and cha-cha kidnapped him, with shoes on]: whAT ARE THOOOOOSE?!!
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séance: we could rob a bank
vanya: yeah, okay. let’s rob a bank.
hargreeves: what’s that ?
vanya: nothing.
hargreeves: that’s funny, isn’t it? because to me it sounded like you were planning on robbing a bank.
séance: no i said 'let’s have a big wank'
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rumor: alright, now everyone pay attention. i have an announcement to make and i only have a minute.
séance: why? are you in a hurry?
rumor: no i was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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lupo: hey, you doing alright?
kraken: well not really, im in a puddle of blood
lupo: is it yours?
kraken: im pretty sure
lupo: do you know where its coming from?!
kraken: probably the stab wound
lupo: you've been STABBED?!
kraken: oh yeah, definitely
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horror: dad, help me with this crossword puzzle. i need a five letter word for "disappointment"
hargreeves: vanya
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séance: oh you're having a bad day? well, did you die?
spaceboy: i got tased
séance: but did you die?