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Writer, train wreck mom, corgi obsessed

Joplin, MO, United States
Joined March 2009
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That's awesome you always reminded me of Daniel Jackson from stargate specifically the crystal skull episode #savestargate
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YES! @AmazonMGMStudio Listen to General Hammond and #SaveStargate
#SaveStargate #FRASWE Aller la France ! Aller Stargate !
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You might be a nerd, but do you have a merman scholar based on Dr. Daniel Jackson from Stargate in your pirate/merperson romantasy? #sg1 #savestargate
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BREAKING NEWS! I’m proud to report that the final resting place of 1,000 Allied POWs has now been identified. Our mission to The Philippines was one of the most emotional expeditions I’ve ever been a part of. I’m honored to work with The Hellships Memorial Foundation to dive down and document this haunting, historic wreck. See the story unfold on the season premiere of #expeditionunknown on Wednesday 06/24 on @Discovery! cnn.com/2026/06/18/science/h…
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Protect this man. Do NOT let him do his own stunts this time.
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Mayor Vi Lyles doesn't want the public sharing what happened in Charlotte, “I want to thank our media partners and community members who have chosen not to share the footage out of respect for Iryna's family” Sickening.
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Found this stein and immediately thought of Grog @WillingBlam @CriticalRole
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MY FINEST WORK EVA
Luke is a wasteland warrior on a critical mission to stop a nuclear bomb from detonating — the Magnetron! 💥 @WillingBlam
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The Glorious Train Wreck Mom retweeted
Attention, campers!! 🏕️
GET READY TO WILDE OUT! 🎄 ⛺ Join Game Master @SamRiegel as he introduces Wildemount Wildlings, an all-new three-part series set in Exandria’s premiere sleepaway camp for aspiring adventurers, starting APRIL 3rd! Under the guidance of their legendary camp counselors, Mighty Nein’s own Beauregard Lionett & Yasha Nydoorin (@Marisha_Ray & Ashley Johnson), our cabin of outcasts @edenriegel, @AleksLeVO, Brennan Lee Mulligan, and Libe Barer will hone their adventuring skills as an unexpected turn of events sends them on a quest all their own. One thing’s for certain—this will be a summer to remember… LEARN MORE ⬇️ critrole.com/wildemount-wild…
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What one little thing can always put you in a better mood no matter what? #littlethings #simplejoys #QOTD
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TYFYS. 🫡 We lost a good one here fellas.
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If I had arms like @Marisha_Ray, I, too, would be out here rocking sleeveless tops like a Greek goddess of combat. Instead, I’ve got lunch lady arms that turn every hand gesture into a potential takeoff sequence. It’s a gamble—am I telling a story or preparing for flight? ✈️
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I don’t do things halfway. It’s whole-ass or nothing. Maybe it’s hyperfixation. Maybe it’s ADHD. But here I am at 6 AM, crocheting fingerless gloves for my DND character… and myself. Wardrobe overhaul incoming. My bank account was NOT ready for this. 🍃✨ #HobbitCore #Halfling
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Turns out, I’ve been a halfling my entire life—books, tea, crochet, and a deep love for cozy spaces. My mom confirmed it. Now I’m one step away from turning my work cubicle into a Hobbit hole. 🍃📖☕ #HalflingLife #HobbitVibes #CozyCore #DNDnerd
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We finally did it—our whole nerdy family started a DnD campaign. Now we’re deep into lore, stats, and binge-watching Critical Role. If life makes you roll for initiative today, I hope it’s a nat 20. 🎲✨ #DND #CriticalRole #Nat20Vibes #Scanlan
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Monday. The snow is gone. My kid is back in school (not happy about it). I’m running on fumes after getting over 400 emails in an hour last night. It won’t last forever, but today is a ‘just get through it’ kind of day. Powered by coffee and sheer will. ☕💀 #MondayMood
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Writing a proposal for an idea I have at work—customer service training, QA, and a customer experience facilitator. HR seemed interested. If this lands, it could change my entire career path. Terrifying & exciting. But I won’t know if I don’t shoot my shot. ☕📑 #CareerGrowth
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PTSD is a cruel thing. 13 years since I left. 10 years since I saw him. But all it takes is one moment, one sound, one shut up screamed in anger and I’m right back there. Triggers don’t ask for permission. But neither does healing. If you’re fighting your ghosts today I see you
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