Stand Up Comic / Writer / Host of Unnatural Selection Podcast / Check my Comedy Special below 👇
New York, NY
Joined June 2014
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Well then nothing is real anymore
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
Scaramucci rn
President Donald Trump has fired Katie Zacharia as press secretary, advisers to the president said, ending her turbulent week-long stint as the White House's top spokesperson. cnn.it/3VPdpAE
Kelly….put the knife down and step away….
Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅
And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception.
Your store is really cool.
Unfortunately, you aren’t.
My money was on Balrog Satan
Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru bbc.in/4yLh3Ko
The power of prayer
Young teenagers are less likely to identify as lesbian, gay or bisexual than a few years ago, according to a new analysis.
“It really does look like a free fall,” Jean Twenge, a professor of psychology, said. “But what’s causing it is unclear.” wapo.st/4dtMSyQ
You know once you get past the creator and the cast (except for Lovitz), it’s not a bad concept
Roseanne Barr has quietly filmed a new sitcom with Randy Quaid, Drea de Matteo, Jon Lovitz, Tony Hinchcliffe, and more about “a mixed-race family of preppers.”
Titled Meemaw: A Modern Day Fable, the series follows their quest to throw the “most fantastic bat mitzvah Texas has ever seen.”
consequence.net/2026/10/rose…
Finally
Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) apologizes for past beatboxing
stereogum.com/2513760/justin…
If alcohol made people’s personalities worse as often as social media does, Prohibition would have never ended.
Before the cold brew process was invented, it was basically impossible to get a good cup of iced coffee for $7
I don’t understand pharmacists
If you work real hard and go to pharmacy school, and eeeeverything goes to plan…
You get to die in a CVS
