@wingchi

Software engineer @Affirm @Cornell 2010 I used to sport a handlebar mustache.

 Austin, TX
Joined October 2013
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You either die a bug or live long enough to become a feature #SoftwareDevelopment
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If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏
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Finally trying this wordle thing Wordle 221 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I don’t understand why people need screen protectors on their phones. It only costs $300 to replace your screen.
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In all seriousness, I’m just realizing that it cost me the same amount to replace my car’s windshield. 😬
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Hot take: if covid-19 had small pox symptoms no one would complain about getting a vaccination.
SAT prep 🙄
bobby
@bobby15 May 2021
post your first amazon order if you're not a coward
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Lizard people watching Godzilla vs Kong: finally, representation!
Meeting today's steps goal was a beautiful cap to the holiday.
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THREAD: My law firm is publishing something I wrote to its internal webpage. Here it is in thread form:
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If we can get a big boat stuck in the Suez we can send doge to the moon. #DogeDay
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I helped hundreds of folks upgrade to 5G this morning.
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Tracy Chou 🌻
@triketora2 Apr 2021
this is modern art isevenapi.xyz/
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Seeing Godzilla vs. Kong without the CG is really wild.
WholesomeMemes
@WholesomeMeme30 Mar 2021
Morning win: My dog woke me up an hour before I usually wake up, and instead of going back to sleep after taking her outside I decided to to go on a 20 mile bike ride.
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang18 Mar 2021
Dear Media: Stop saying the shooter was "deeply religious." People of any faith who murder other people haven't actually read their alleged holy book. #StopAsianHate
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Cassidy
@cassidoo3 Mar 2021
console.log("what's going on?")
10 is my favorite part of the game
Shreyas Doshi
@shreyas27 Apr 2020
What I learned in my 30s—the game of life, in 1 tweet: 1⃣ I accept this 2⃣ I know this is temporary 3⃣ I take responsibility 4⃣ I have the power 5⃣ I have much to learn 6⃣ I am not my thoughts 7⃣ I love my self 8⃣ I am present 9⃣ I am insignificant 🔟 I am perishable by design
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Other farm animals have food/livestock terms. E.g. - beef, poultry, pork. What's the human term? Resources?
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I'm really glad they mostly did away with all the human farms in 2020 though.
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Obi Does@obidoess6 Nov 2020
I just feel like more people need to see this
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