Dad to Rudy and Arlo, Army veteran.

West Midlands, England
Joined January 2019
Just had someone ask me “what kind of adult wears pyjamas?!” so can we get a retweet from every adult currently enjoying their pyjamas please?
674
5,550
374
8,880
Hey @Guto_Harri you knew who @JackieLongc4 is and who she works for. Cheers!!
People HATE when I post this video but I have to because science. Enjoy! 🤗
303
2,996
1,352
14,587
sir, despite me being in charge of enforcing the rule about not smearing shit all over the office i’m afraid some photos have emerged of me smearing shit all over the office. i’m sorry. - i accept your apology, and consider the matter closed…
29
902
50
3,794
Binged #thebayitv and although the script and acting are first class, I made up my own, happier ending...
Man walks into @YOSushi and asks for a bowl of plain noodles for his 4 year old son, the manager says 'we don't sell plain noodles'!! - No joke!!
1
Watching #MaskedSinger thinking Ronnie O'Sullivan is the Grandfather Clock (genius)...
1
Morning @Photobox, Itweeted @photobox_help and emailed Photobox with a problem I have with an order over 48hrs ago but received no response. Please advise...
3
Hello @worcscc we are due to find out our son's first school choice on 16 April, is this still the case?
Getting ready @thebodycoach Helga, Rudy & Andy in Worcester UK
1
Hi @JustKampers. A few years back you used my van on the back of one of your issues. Can you send over an image of the cover rather than the photo of the cover I have? Thanks