@william

Antisexist, antiracist, antijerk. Sassmouth, nosyparker, busybody. (And you're probably looking for @iamwill or @WilliamsRuto.) opinions all mine. He or they.

Joined June 2006
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Not sure who needs to hear this, but if you've opened Twitter to take a break, are you really feeling like somebody taking a break?
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just had the mental image of elon musk sobbing in a running tesla in a closed garage. waiting for release that will never come.
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Oh, the disproportionately male pundits and pollsters? Hmmmmm.
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My opponent was arrested on Oct. 4th for sexual indecency 190 ft from children playing at a childcare center. We still have not heard about a charging decision from the Maricopa County Attorney. Anyone know if this a typical timeframe for this process? newsweek.com/gop-republican-…

GOP candidate arrested for masturbating by school might still win election

After reports of his arrest, candidate Randy Kaufman announced he was withdrawing from the race but it is too late for his name to be removed from the ballot.

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I've known water balloons with thicker skin.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk6 Nov 2022
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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William of Occam wasn't the first to think of Occam's Razor, so I'm ok with that.
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This is so handy! I declare it Kelly's Razor.
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whenever someone says #doctorwho has gone “woke” we all need to share this video. xitter.cf/Enbydiocy/status/14210…
GB News
@GBNEWS27 Oct 2022
‘David Tennant should go back into the past, find out where woke came from and stamp it out.’ Jim Davidson gives his take on Doctor Who bringing back David Tennant after the show went ‘woke’. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 515, Virgin 604 💻 GB News YouTube: bit.ly/3vAYaw0
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It's funny the Jewish community is being accused of trying to control everything, but I can't remember the last time a Jewish person tried to force their religion on me, or govern the country based on what THEY believe in.
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HOA boards across PA are rubbing their hands in glee.
Pat Dennis
@patdennis26 Oct 2022
Holy shit: Oz says his abortion position: should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders" #PASenDebate
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