@willab86
Joined April 2012
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You stupid fucking idiots.
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Would lie to the police for him.
martine
@s4intcastle
Sep 25
the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a cropped hoodie and have a full beard
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female george costanza@mariaaviews
Sep 22
The urge to watch The Leftovers for the first time again
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Ladies, please don’t give up your Duolingo streak for a man. IT IS NOT WORTH IT HEED MY WARNING
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How do I sell out?
Buck@Buck36043Buck
Sep 21
How do I Lock In
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I love my nephew so much. Can I bring him home now?
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Emotionally regulated but also will square up at this red light.
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Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Sep 18
Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long sleeve shirt for fall but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.
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Thinking about swapping from electricity to tapered candles.
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Just threw a clementine into the mix, and my dudes- no one has ever felt this good.
Dirty Mike🤌 and the boys👯‍♂️@willab86
Sep 18
Took the absolute most perfect combination of adhd meds, weed, and caffeine and my body is vibrating.
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Took the absolute most perfect combination of adhd meds, weed, and caffeine and my body is vibrating.
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dick van yikes🤠
@richardvanyikes
Sep 18
I’m DTF. Down To Finish your pickle if you don’t want it
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Make spending money fun again.
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Do they not make short bitches anymore?? Like, why can I not just walk into a store and buy a pair of pants with a 26 inch inseam? Explain it to me like I’m 4 years old.
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Kyle Tibbitts
@KyleTibbitts
Sep 15
“These edibles ain’t shit…” 45 minutes later:
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Body tea is a recession indicator.
Dirty Mike🤌 and the boys👯‍♂️@willab86
Sep 12
I love how people keep noticing my weight loss. I’m like, “yes, thanks. I can only afford to eat once a day.”
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I love how people keep noticing my weight loss. I’m like, “yes, thanks. I can only afford to eat once a day.”
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lez usbourne@SZSPIRIA
Sep 11
Before we get married I gotta go fuck this guy
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Joey Jay (is back to being) gay ✨@joeyjayisgay
Sep 11
There’s not going to be a $5000 check, you stupid SLUT
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b ❀@replacemyblue
Sep 9
a movie with greta lee falling in love with rebecca ferguson after being left at the altar by carrie coon being real and not a figment of my imagination…..i can’t believe this is my life
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Yondaime@iamjadebrieanne
Sep 9
Who I gotta beat over the head to get another (5) more seasons of this?
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