Hey, new followers! I'm really into Asian Dramas. Like REALLY into them, I mean OBSESSED, so you're gonna see a lot of that. Thanks.

All they had to do was chop Jeepers Creepers into 47 pieces and incinerate those pieces and then take the ashes to space and attach it to a satellite traveling to Pluto. Problem solved. For an eon or so.

WHEREEVER he go, he gotta transfer out. Might have to change cities, idk.

I literally laughed out loud

Gymnastics.

Sent that heat with the very last of the battery. Salute.

My coworker 😭

Why would anyone care that someone is mad about someone else wanting to split their rent? They ain’t paying your bills! Fuck them. Split it, dice it, slice it, cube it. Just make it work.

You can go a long time without a retwist but that doesn’t mean you aren’t washing your hair regularly.

Oh my God.