shitposting all you want

Joined April 2023
Tye number of quotes from International users are killing me😭😭 India you are humiliated so bad ngl
Pakistan Air Vice Marshal Aurangzeb Ahmed: Rafale is not a bad plane. It's a very good plane, only if it’s employed well.
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I think it's very important that we remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.
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Handkerchief bowlers can't do this
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Agha Jee is our best ODI batsman, and whoever comes second isn't even close to him. #pakvssl
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why the fuck would a muslim woman wear a tika. will u eat beef? no? then shut the fuck up u fucking pathetic moron bitch
Secular Farah Khan refused to wear tika on her forehead and asked to apply it on her hand instead.
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There is a particular kind of exhaustion that comes from living in a country where you cannot confidently plan your future because the economy, currency, electricity and cost of living can ruin your plans overnight.
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you know what's fucked up? spending your whole childhood watching your parents struggle, promising yourself you'll change their lives, then growing up and realizing how hard it actually is to make money
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A country that let Rolando to stay with his live in gf and 5/6 illegitimate children in their country killed two under aged Bangladeshis for just kissing and hugging. What a shame.
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Islamic banking never answered the questions for me and looked suspicious since the beginning
گھر کی قیمت ہے ایک کروڑ. آپ کے پاس بیس لاکھ ہیں. اسّی لاکھ اسلامک بینک کے پاس ہیں. آپ دونوں نے مل کر مشارکہ پر گھر خرید لیا. آپ بیس فیصد کے مالک ہیں، اسّی فیصد کا مالک اسلامک بینک ہے. چونکہ اب آپ بینک کی ملکیت کا اسّی فیصد بھی استعمال کر رہے ہیں، لہٰذا آپ بینک کو اس کا کرایہ دیں گے. اب اس میں سُود کہاں ہے ... رکو ذرا، صبر کرو .. کرایہ تو آپ نے دینا ہے لیکن سوال یہ ہے کہ کرایہ ہو گا کتنا؟ اب ایک عام بندہ تو یہی کہے گا کہ بھائی اسی طرح کے گھر کا آس پاس جو کرایہ چل رہا ہے، اسی کے حساب سے ماہانہ کرایہ کا اسّی فیصد کرایہ ہونا چاہیے. مثلاً اگر ماہانہ کرایہ پچاس ہزار ہے تو آپ نے چالیس ہزار دینا ہو گا. ٹھیک ہے نا .. اب اس میں سُود کہاں ہے .. رکو ذرا، تھوڑا اور صبر کرو .. اسلامک بینک بولے گا، میں بتاتا ہوں، میرے کو سب پتہ ہے. کرایہ کتنا ہو گا، اس کے لیے ہم یہ نہیں کریں گے کہ سٹیٹ ایجنٹ سے بات کریں یا گھر کے رقبے کے حساب سے علاقے میں جو رینٹ چل رہا ہے، اس کا اوریج نکال لیں، کرایہ کی کیلکولیشن کے لیے آپ آنکھیں بند کریں، اسلامک بینک کا نمائندہ بسم اللہ پڑھے گا، سلائی سے آنکھوں میں سُرمہ لگائے گا، پھر نکالے گا اپنی ٹوپی میں سے کبوتر اور اس کبوتر کا نام ہے KIBOR یعنی شرح ِسُود. اس کے حساب سے کرایہ کیلکولیٹ ہو گا .. پھر آپ کہیں گے کہ یار یہ کرایہ نکالنے کے لیے شرح ِسُود کیوں استعمال کر رہے ہو؟ مطلب اگر کوئی بھی پیمانہ استعمال کرنا ہے تو تربوز کا ریٹ استعمال کر لو، ہوا میں نمی کا تناسب پیمانہ رکھ لو، یہ شرح ِسُود سے کرایہ نکالو گے تو اتنا ہی بنے گا جتنا سُود بنتا ہے .. پھر آپ کیلکولیٹ کر کے چیک کریں گے تو لگ بھگ اتنا ہی کرایہ بنے گا جتنا عام بینک سُود لیتا ہے .. آپ پُوچھیں گے کہ یار میں سائیکل کرائے پر لیتا ہوں تو وہ شرح ِسُود کو پیمانہ نہیں بناتا، گھر کرایہ پر لیتا ہوں تو بھی مالک مکان شرح ِسُود کو پیمانہ نہیں بناتا، یہ تم کیسا عجیب و غریب کرایہ لے رہے ہو جو شرح ِسُود کی بنیاد پر کیلکولیٹ ہو رہا ہے، پھر اس میں اور سُود میں فرق کیا ہے .. اسلامک بینک کہے گا، سُود حرام ہے .. منقول
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The greatest trick the devil (Zia Ul Haq) played was to ban student unions. All of the recent protests in Bangladesh, India and Nepal were led by students. That can't happen here because students aren't organized enough to lead such protests.
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No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.
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Not many people outside Pakistan were talking about Maaz Sadaqat a month ago and I think that is about to change whether they like it or not. Look at the last 30 days; 3 innings in T20 cricket that most players don't produce in entire career! 16 September 2026, CPL. He reached his hundred in 44 balls and when he got there his opening partner was batting on 15 and team total was 121. 4 days later on 20 September in CPL final. Another hundred, 114 off 58 balls. His whole team finished on 170 for 9. Take his runs away and other 10 batters made 44 between them and only one of them reached double figures. then yesterday against Sri Lanka in Rawalpindi he made 96 off 51 with 6 fours and 7 sixes. 4 short of a third T20 hundred in 30 days. what gets me is where he started. Peshawar lanes, tape ball and a tea dhaba where he worked long shifts so he could afford a bat and spikes. His mother gave up small comforts at home so he could travel to district trials. maybe that is why a pressure game does not seem to scare him. On his PSL debut he walked in at 38 for 3 and outscored Babar Azam by smashing 55 runs in 33 balls. You don't need to see his pick up shots to know he is special. Watch him pull a short ball off a bouncy Carebbean track then sweep spin in Mirpur like he grew up there. And we haven't even started on his left arm spin yet. He took 3 for 23 in his second ODI, after smashing 75 off 46 the same day. A batter with 156 strike rate and 6.65 economy in T20 cricket these days is a luxury. Remember his name because you are going to hear it a lot.
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Don't see any reset till 2035
I thought the Hafiz was backed into a corner by economic collapse, widespread poverty, and the risk of further turmoil from an emergency declaration. But historical precedent is clear: whenever the military faces declining control, they execute a reset and replace their chief.
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This the ship that killed them Iranian school girls btw
The USS Abraham Lincoln returns to San Diego after a 321-day deployment, one of the longest U.S. aircraft carrier deployments since the Vietnam War, setting the stage for heartfelt reunions between sailors and their waiting families. Cheers erupt along the waterfront as loved ones wave American flags and welcome home a crew that spent 265 consecutive days at sea without a port call while playing a key role in Operation Epic Fury and maritime security operations in the Middle East. For 64 new fathers, the homecoming marks an unforgettable milestone: the chance to meet their babies for the very first time.
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You can hit a 100(30) or 87(25) in T20s but nothing hits like a hard fought 190(397) in Tests after a top order collapse. Outstanding knock.
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How Arafat Minhas should have welcomed Shadab Khan back to the dressing room
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Two scams Pakistan needs to crack down on with urgency: 1. Real estate scams 2. Visa consultancy scams Can't let people lose their life savings. Need robust mechanisms.
A gold medallist with dreams of a better future. A father reportedly sold his plot; a mother pledged her jewellery to fund her daughter’s education. Now, Laiba Ijaz, a young IIUI student, has reportedly been found dead. Those responsible must face the full force of the law. Exploiting a student’s dreams and a family’s sacrifices is unconscionable. But we must demand answers: Who verified the agent? Were the documents investigated? Did any institution receive complaints? Could this tragedy have been prevented? Laiba deserves justice, her family deserves answers, and students deserve protection from fraudulent education agents. Investigate her death transparently, establish the facts, and hold every proven offender accountable. No family should have to sell everything they own to pursue their child’s future, only to be left devastated. #JusticeForLaibaIjaz #IIUI #Islamabad #EducationFraud #StudentSafety
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The reported suicide of a gold medalist, defrauded of 2.1 million by visa agents while securing admission to Harvard, is a particular tragedy of unequal access to career counselling: hardworking middle-class students are left to navigate unfamiliar bureaucracies without guidance.
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this is so heartbreaking
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Mahira itni farigh nhi k aese bullshit statements de. Secondly, shame on you for using her photoshopped photo for clout.
Pakistani actress Mahira Khan supports the October 10 protest.🚨 She just posted an Insta Story saying: “Just heard Abhijeet Dipke and Dhruv Rathee are going to protest against the BJP government on October 10. Full support to this protest. I can’t come because the BJP has banned Pakistani actors from entering India. Hopefully, after this protest, relations between India and Pakistan improve again.”🇮🇳🇵🇰 Still, people in India are thinking this is a genuine protest. No bro, it’s a regime-change protest against Modi, the BJP and Hindutva. If they succeed, Pakistanis will return to India, and we might see a situation like 2007 again.💯
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Younis Khan is the most disrespected batter from that gen. Bro has raw numbers, 4th inngs high avg, centuries against every opposition in every condition, big inngs to win matches etc and yet he's never part of these conversations.
Jos Buttler and Stuart Broad name their top 10 Test batters of this century! 🙌🏻🔥 Sachin Tendulkar tops the list, followed by Brian Lara, Steve Smith, Joe Root and Ricky Ponting. 💥⚡ Do you agree with their ranking? 🤔👀 #SachinTendulkar #TestCricket #Cricket #Sportskeeda
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