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Today's agenda will involve breakout sessions, then more breakout sessions, then wrapping up with breakout sessions. Then, at dinner, we will ask staff at each table to discuss specific topics then report out to the larger group.
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Unfortunately we spent the entire meeting talking about vegan options for the all-staff retreat, so we're going to have to put solving our budget shortfall in the bike rack.
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All employees must track their time in 15 minutes increments for the 32 grants that fund their positions. No further guidance will be given.
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We are offering this mindfulness training in lieu of adequate pay and work/life balance.
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It's important to ask if this new project is aligned with the goals outlined in our strategic plan, and if we have identified the right metrics to track our progress. That said, if you have funding then none of that really matters.
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For this leadership position, we will only be considering candidates who have washed out of their corporate careers.
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We all know the importance of our mission and the hard work that’s necessary—but we’re going to spend most of our time on admin and internal politics.
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The best way to increase your enjoyment of watching a football match on the telly is to change the channel and watch the cricket instead.
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First we'll review the staff feedback that many of you are exhausted and beginning to feel negative health effects from the pressure your jobs place on you. Then, we’ll view a PPT on our new “We Never Stop, We Never Rest” fundraising campaign.
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We are dedicated to helping staff maintain a good work/life balance--and you would know this if you read the email I sent last Sunday morning.
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I wish we lived in a world where I didn't feel constantly compelled to post this video, but until then here's Tony Benn speaking on war with clarity and moral conviction that you won't see from the evil people running the world today
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I don’t want my tax being spent on facilitating the return of these extremists from Dubai to the UK. They clearly despise our culture and way of life and they should seek refuge in the first safe country they arrive in.
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