This morning’s chat with Claude hasn’t exactly filled me with confidence.

The last time @piersmorgan used this expression was when Russell Brand was searching for his favourite Bible verse.

To be a ‘royal expert’ you basically have to say the blindingly obvious but in a slightly mysterious fawning voice with a hint of deference in case they bring back the tower, whilst giving the impression of an inside track despite everyone having already read it in the Mail.

Me at the school’s new parents evening when someone asks me if I watched the rugby.

Riveting. I’d like to know how many millions of pounds of public spending he’s going to cut and how many defensive weapons it’s going to pay for.

You don’t see this often, an apology from this most pugnacious of figures and obviously sincere. Good to see.

Sounds like the royal family

Imagine your uncles being Earl Spencer and Andrew Mountbatten Windsor 😬😱

Who do you believe?

Me changing my seat on the BA website.

The UK, which spends literally decades arguing about runway capacity, high speed railway lines, nuclear power stations and any form of long term strategic policy decision, is apparently going to leap into action and sort out the challenges of AI. Best of luck with that.

“Faint for yes, shit yourself for no.” This isn’t how to make laws.

Liz Truss will now end up in Restore or Reform won’t she.

Urgh.

I am stunned and shocked etc

This is all a perfect metaphor for Britain in the last decade.

I feel as if Claude wrote this for Earl Spencer, shortly before it decided to kill us all.

What an absolutely mind blowingly stupid use of their time.

Britain is the guy who cancelled his golf club membership still wanting access to the club shop discount.

72 million quid well spent then. 🤦🏻‍♂️