Alf fan club

Joined January 2021
not here for likes,just here for a good time. (But if you wanna like that’d be rlly cool with me too, maybe throw in a retweet in there whatever you want)
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every time i listen to my playlists i’m like wow my music taste is so good
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i fucking love finding new music
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I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday
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putting on lotion after a shower be so much work
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“guys” & it’s me talking to myself.
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Posting on Twitter is lowk allowing people scroll your notes app
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“hell yeah i’m the motherfuckin’ princess” is such a powerful song lyric
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Twitter: If you’re traveling you should never ask friends to stay with them Threads: Kelly Clarkson, you’re officially on notice Bluesky: A Girls revival? Fire up the heckin’ discourse machine Miley Cyrus as a contestant on Wheel of Fortune: I can buy myself vowels
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boing
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“Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” is now locked in the lexicon.
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a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes
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POV: me when I was 7 and my mom got mad at me for singing about “hooking up”
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I do this shit for zero likes and 2 unfollows ✊🏼
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how it feels to not use ai on every single assignment
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Damn girl are you today's date because you are Tuesday, October 13th, 2026
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me and spongebob would laugh so much together
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hannah horvath in mamdani’s new york..
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